英文笑话：drunk “醉”字是什么意思？

一天，父亲和小儿子一道回家，这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：爸爸，醉字是什么意思？ 唔，孩子，父亲回答说，你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个，那么我就算醉了。 可是，爸爸，孩子说，那儿只有一个警察呀

英文笑话：patience 你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢

垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？ 旁观者：我没那耐性。

英文笑话：bedtime prayer 睡前祷告词

Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said, Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Juli

英文笑话：I don't know her 我还不认识她

一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上，动情地接吻。 你为什么不那么做呢？妻子说。 亲爱的，丈夫回答说，我还不认识那个女子呢!

英文笑话：The key to sucess 成功的关键

我是最近订婚的。我问我的姨妈简（她跟姨夫鲍勃结婚已三十四年了），她认为他们长久结合的成功关键是什么。她说：我们尽量不吵架，我们相互尊重对方的隐私。。。 这时姨夫鲍勃打断她说：她白天上班，我晚上上班。

幽默笑话:应用心理学

幽默笑话:应用心理学 After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，What is the usual tip? 一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家，肯恩问:你一般要多少小费? Well，replied the youth， This is my first t

幽默：do remember not to smoke 记得别吸烟

幽默笑话:抽象画

幽默笑话:抽象画 One day on the drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing. 一天美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。 After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but

幽默笑话:难分胜负

幽默笑话:难分胜负 Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher Mr. Black，Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream. 迈克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:对不起，我迟到了，老师。我梦

幽默笑话:什么是喝醉

幽默笑话:什么是喝醉 One day，a father and his little son were going home. At this age，the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was asking questions. Now he asked，What is the meaning of the worddrunk，dad 一天，父亲与小儿

幽默笑话:哪辆车好?

幽默笑话:哪辆车好? Natasha is a little Russian girl. One day her grandmother took her to town. They went shopping. In the street, they saw many buses and cars. 娜塔莎是一个俄国女孩，有一天奶奶带她进城去买东西。在大街

幽默笑话:太阳和月亮

幽默笑话:太阳和月亮 Tom and his classmate，Jerry，are talking about the sun and the moon. Jerry asks，Which of them is more useful? 汤姆和他的同学杰瑞正在讨论太阳和月亮的话题。杰瑞问:它们中哪一个更有用? T

幽默笑话:新老师的样貌

幽默笑话:新老师的样貌 After the first day of the school, a first-grade student was asked by his father，What does your new teacher look like 有一个一年级的学生一天放学回家，爸爸问他:你的新老师长的什么样? Just

最丑的孩子&小心有狗

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的两则英语幽默，希望能让大

英语幽默笑话：从没听过这么冷的笑话！

生活中常常有需要我们调节气氛的时候，怎么调呢？讲个英语笑话。如果讲不好笑话怎么办，讲个冷笑话。。今天小编就来教亲们讲冷笑话呦～ 1.Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the m

幽默笑话两则 （双语）

第一则：聪明的儿子 One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope. After the son comes back, the father asks him: Yo

英语幽默小笑话: 金鱼

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 Fred: Where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ Stan: In the bathroom. 斯丹：浴室。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? 弗雷德：但

幽默笑话：选词

One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach their baby. D

幽默笑话：一名伟人

A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？

幽默笑话：右腿

The Right Leg Proctor（exceedingly angry）：So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？ Soph．（meekly）：The right leg，sir． 右腿 学监