时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   幽默笑话:难分胜负


  Mike was 1 late for school. He said 2 to his teacher Mr. Black,“Excuse me for my coming late,sir. I watched a football match in my dream 3.”
  迈克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:“对不起,我迟到了,老师。我梦见了一场足球赛。”
  "Why did 4 it make you late”inquired the teacher.
  老师问:“那为什么会使你迟到呢?”
  “Because neither 5 team could 6 win the game,so it lasted a long time,”replied Mike.
  迈克回答说:“因为两个队不分胜负,因此持续了很长时间。”





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1
was
bglwv
  
 


v.(is,am的过去式)是,在


参考例句:





He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。












2
said
IYtxh
  
 


v.动词say的过去式、过去分词


参考例句:





He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。












3
dream
Yrvxv
  
 


n.梦;梦想;v.做梦;向往


参考例句:





I remembered my grandfather in my dream last night.昨晚我梦见了我的外祖父。
It's my dream to win a Nobel Prize.我的理想是获得诺贝尔奖。












4
did
SvwxP
  
 


v.动词do的过去式


参考例句:





How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球?
Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢?












5
neither
nRTzG
  
 


adj.皆不,两不;int.两者都不;conj.既非,既不


参考例句:





I don't know that neither.那个我也不知道。
He doesn't smoke neither does he drink.他既不抽烟也不喝酒。












6
could
lzvxe
  
 


v.能,可能(can的过去式);aux.v.(can的过去式)能;可以


参考例句:





Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗?
I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。













v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
n.梦;梦想;v.做梦;向往
  • I remembered my grandfather in my dream last night.昨晚我梦见了我的外祖父。
  • It's my dream to win a Nobel Prize.我的理想是获得诺贝尔奖。
v.动词do的过去式
  • How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球?
  • Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢?
adj.皆不,两不;int.两者都不;conj.既非,既不
  • I don't know that neither.那个我也不知道。
  • He doesn't smoke neither does he drink.他既不抽烟也不喝酒。
v.能,可能(can的过去式);aux.v.(can的过去式)能;可以
  • Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗?
  • I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。
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