英文幽默笑话：我跟她还不熟
英语课
Not Knowing Her Well
Wife 1: Bill 2, the man in that house opposite 3 always kisses 4 his wife when he leaves 5 in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?
Husband 6: Well, I don't know her very well yet 7.
我跟她还不熟
妻子：比尔，住在对面那所房子的那个男人早上出门前总要吻一下妻子，晚上回来时再吻一下，你为什么不那样做呢？
丈夫：哦，我跟她还不是很熟。
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wife
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
She is my wife.她是我妻子。
He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。
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bill
(Bill)比尔(男名)；n.帐单，钞票，票据，清单；议案，法案；广告；鸟嘴，喙；vt.开帐单，用海报宣传，把...列成表
参考例句：
Bill is both a good swimmer and a good cook.比尔不仅是个游泳好手，而且是个烹调能手。
It will save trouble if you pay the bill now.如果你现在付账就没事了。
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opposite
adj.相对的，相反的，对面的；prep.对面
参考例句：
The post office is opposite (to) the station.邮局在车站的对面。
Black and white are opposite.黑与白是截然相反的。
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kisses
n.吻( kiss的名词复数 )；轻拂，轻触v.吻( kiss的第三人称单数 )；轻拂，轻触
参考例句：
She kisses his lips; he kisses hers; they solemnly bless each other. 她吻吻他的嘴唇，他也吻吻她的嘴唇，两人彼此郑重地祝福。 来自英汉文学 - 双城记
Men set such a store by kisses, though Heaven alone knew why. 男人总是非常重视亲吻的，其中的缘故只有天知道。 来自飘（部分）
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leaves
n.树叶，花瓣； leaf 的复数； leave 的单数第三人称现在式
参考例句：
The walk was covered with leaves.这人行道上满是树叶。
Will you check on the time the train leaves?请你核对一下火车开出的时间好吗？
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husband
n.丈夫
参考例句：
My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。
I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。
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yet
adv.还，仍然，即刻；conj.尽管，然而
参考例句：
I am not ready yet.我还没有准备好。
Beautiful as she is,she didn't find a boyfriend yet.尽管她很漂亮，但还没找到男朋友呢。
n.妻子，太太，老婆
- She is my wife.她是我妻子。
- He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。
(Bill)比尔(男名)；n.帐单，钞票，票据，清单；议案，法案；广告；鸟嘴，喙；vt.开帐单，用海报宣传，把...列成表
- Bill is both a good swimmer and a good cook.比尔不仅是个游泳好手，而且是个烹调能手。
- It will save trouble if you pay the bill now.如果你现在付账就没事了。
adj.相对的，相反的，对面的；prep.对面
- The post office is opposite (to) the station.邮局在车站的对面。
- Black and white are opposite.黑与白是截然相反的。
n.吻( kiss的名词复数 )；轻拂，轻触v.吻( kiss的第三人称单数 )；轻拂，轻触
- She kisses his lips; he kisses hers; they solemnly bless each other. 她吻吻他的嘴唇，他也吻吻她的嘴唇，两人彼此郑重地祝福。 来自英汉文学 - 双城记
- Men set such a store by kisses, though Heaven alone knew why. 男人总是非常重视亲吻的，其中的缘故只有天知道。 来自飘（部分）
n.树叶，花瓣； leaf 的复数； leave 的单数第三人称现在式
- The walk was covered with leaves.这人行道上满是树叶。
- Will you check on the time the train leaves?请你核对一下火车开出的时间好吗？
n.丈夫
- My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。
- I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。
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