时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   生活中常常有需要我们调节气氛的时候,怎么调呢?讲个英语笑话。如果讲不好笑话怎么办,讲个冷笑话。。今天小编就来教亲们讲冷笑话呦~


  1.Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the middle of waTer! (问:为什么字母T像一座岛?答:岛不就在水当中嘛,水=water,T就在water这个单词当中呀)
  2.How many letters are there in the English alphabet? 18 letters! (问:英语字母表有多少个字母?答:18个!答26的童鞋别拍桌子嘛,人家问的是the English alphabet这3个单词包含多少字母,所以3 in the, 7 in English and 8 in alphabet,加起来就18个啦)
  3.Why did the boy bury his mobile 1 phone? Because the batteries were dead. (问:为啥小明把自己的手机给埋了?答:因为他的手机死了(没电了)。英语里说电池没电=dead battery)
  4.Which month has 28 days? All of them! (问:哪个月有28天?答:每个月。你没问哪个月有且只有28天呀)
  5.There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. (问:树上有5只鸟,猎人枪杀了2只,还剩几只啊?答一只也不剩的童鞋肯定听过这个吧,但你不觉得2只才符合逻辑嘛,因为ta俩飞不走了)
  英语幽默笑话
  6.I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I? A liar 2! 问:我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种?答:骗子!
  7.What starts with P, ends with E, and has millions of letters? The Post Office! 问:什么东东以P开头,以E结束,含有上百万个letters?答:Post Office!哈哈,你是不是去猜最长的单词了?其实吧,letter除了有字母的意思,还有信件的意思啊
  8.What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters! 问:英语里最长的单词是?答:Smiles。因为第1个字母和最后1个字母相隔1 mile呢!1 mile=1英里1.6公里。
  9.Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days? Because they are not weekdays! 问:为啥周六和周日是strong days?答:因为周六和周日不是weekdays!别纠结于意思了,多读几遍weekways试试,是不是和weak days一样一样的啊
  10.My mother and father are in the steel and iron business. What do they do? My father steals, and my mother irons.
  问:我爸妈是在steel and iron业工作的。他们是做什么的?答:我爸是偷东西的,我妈是熨东西的。该段子很高级呀,运用到了谐音和一词多义,steel(钢铁)和steal(偷窃)同音,iron既有铁的意思又有熨烫的意思。

adj.可移动的,易变的,机动的;n.运动物体
  • The old lady sits on a mobile chair every morning.那位老妇人每天上午坐在一把可携带使用的椅子上。
  • She's much more mobile now that she's bought a car.自从她买了汽车后,活动量就大多了。
n.说谎的人
  • I know you for a thief and a liar!我算认识你了,一个又偷又骗的家伙!
  • She was wrongly labelled a liar.她被错误地扣上说谎者的帽子。
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学英语单词
Adelphan-Esidrex
anesthesiologies
anterior superior iliac spine
Antitaurus
BDV (breakdown voltage)
beading line
Bhesa
bias cutter
broken flange detector finger
browster
c-number
calixes
charge-stroage varactor
co-ordinate formula
colonialize
colour discrimination lamp
contingency perspective
conventional ignition system
copper oxide meter
cross-over track
curling dies
cut down expenses
Cynanchum gracilipes
daishowas
darkie
deepa
ever created
facients
Fargesia qinlingensis
feu-farmer
fixed end wall
fluence
fluxing medium
fosen
full address jump
gaudet
give a good example
graphic output unit
Guir, C.
gun-emplacements
hagseed
Hathor capital
helium absorption chamber
high-bay
histologic lesion
Holland cigar
ice cream cake
inferior wings
interim interdict
IP fax
jammed out
JIRA,J.I.R.A.
Judayyidah
kyoga
laraine
laser video
low-frequency region
mallet finger
marriage brokerage
matsen
microvitrain
misquoter
Muscoidea
Naejangdo
Namsan Park
neoprene rubber
newpoints
no-load lose
objective of water conservancy planning
oleate
oriental and ethiopian realm
Pabetangan
phonetic transcriptions
pier mirrors
plant waste
plastic substances
points of inflection
prior to the expiration of the term
proveditor
repaire
rough and tumble
rule with a heavy hand
S.&S.R.
sceats
science fiction
screwing tap
secretarial education
sparks up
spreading rate
squadronist
strain crystallization
superexchange interaction
sus out
suturae occipitomastoidea
symbiogenetic
tattletale gray
the-naze
tranquillisings
United Ireland
wheat-germ oil
winemerchant
wire communication line