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幽默笑话:尴尬的健忘症

幽默笑话:尴尬的健忘症 Richer Allan was so forgetful that sometimes he forgot what he was talking about in the middle of a sentence. His wife has to constantly remind him about his appointments，his classes一even his meals.Since Allan was

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(123) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:葬礼

幽默笑话:葬礼 A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. 有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。 At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, shaking

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幽默笑话:拿破仑病了

幽默笑话:拿破仑病了 Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year，his history professor failed him in his examinations，and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However，his father

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幽默笑话:你是哪一个?

幽默笑话:你是哪一个? My two sisters and I were all away at different colleges at the same time. One day，after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated just another undergraduate，I phoned home for some consolation and understandi

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幽默笑话:读过《哈姆雷特》吗?

幽默笑话:读过《哈姆雷特》吗? A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book. 文学课上，一个学生问老师是否看过一本最新的畅销小说。老师

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幽默笑话:愿上帝保佑国王

幽默笑话:愿上帝保佑国王 The famous Dr. Smith，dean of Medical College，was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:Professor Smith informs his students tha

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:解答难题

幽默笑话:解答难题 One day，the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday，she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. 老师走

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幽默笑话:游泳者

幽默笑话:游泳者 The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. 老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。约翰尼笑了。

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英文笑话：new discovery 新发现(音频)

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英文笑话：a boy with a big head 大头娃娃

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英文笑话：A Speeding Motorist 超速的司机

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英文笑话：Ground Rules 基本规则

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英文笑话：a good chess player 优秀象棋手

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英文笑话：three surgeons 三个有名的外科医生

三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。” “这算不了什么，”另

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英文笑话：a tough teacher 强悍的老师

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幽默笑话:学校成绩单

幽默笑话:学校成绩单 The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: English，poor; French，weak; Mathematics，fair;And he gave a glance of disgust at the wea

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:借口

幽默笑话:借口 Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours. He

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幽默笑话:入学测试

In an entrance examination of a conservatory，the teacher asked one boy，What is the most important physiological quality of a musician 在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问一位应试的小伙子:音乐家最重要的生理素质是什

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幽默笑话:板球比赛

幽默笑话:板球比赛 Teacher had set his class an essay in A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. 老师给学生出了个作文题:一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙?斯蒂尔交了作

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：关于水的笑话

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: Anyone knows the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. What, what? reasked the instructor. H to O, explained the chemistry expert. 生化战

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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