时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   In an entrance examination of a conservatory,the teacher asked one boy,"What is the most important physiological 1 quality of a musician”


  在一次音乐学院的入学考试中,老师问一位应试的小伙子:“音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么?”
  "To be deaf,”replied the boy.
  “耳聋。”小伙子回答说。
  "Nonsense” said the teacher angrily
  “胡说!”老师愤怒地说。
  " Don't you know that the most famous musician Beethoven was deaf?”the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
  “先生难道您不知道连鼎鼎大名的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子都不知道吗?”小伙子轻蔑地反问道。
  conservatory:音乐学院
  physiological:生理的
  nonsense:胡言乱语
  disdainfully:轻蔑地

adj.生理学的,生理学上的
  • He bought a physiological book.他买了一本生理学方面的书。
  • Every individual has a physiological requirement for each nutrient.每个人对每种营养成分都有一种生理上的需要。
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