时间:2018-11-29 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   幽默笑话:葬礼


  A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
  有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。
  At the end of the pall 1 bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, shaking the casket.
  到了仪式的尾声,正当抬棺材的人要将棺材抬出之际。他们一不小心撞到了一面墙壁,摇动了棺材。
  They hear faint moan.
  他们听到了一个微弱无力的呻吟声。
  They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
  他们将棺材 打开,发现到这个女子实际上还活着。
  She lives for ten more years, and then dies.
  她又活了十多年,然后就死了.
  A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
  在同样的地点再次举行葬礼,而在葬礼的尾声,抬棺材的人又再次要将棺材抬出去。
  As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for that damn wall!"
  正当他们在走路的时候,老公大声叫说:“小心 注意那面该死的墙壁。

1 pall
v.覆盖,使平淡无味;n.柩衣,棺罩;棺材;帷幕
  • Already the allure of meals in restaurants had begun to pall.饭店里的饭菜已经不像以前那样诱人。
  • I find his books begin to pall on me after a while.我发觉他的书读过一阵子就开始对我失去吸引力。
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