时间:2018-11-29 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   幽默笑话:读过《哈姆雷特》吗?


  A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book.
  文学课上,一个学生问老师是否看过一本最新的畅销小说。老师说还没有看过那本书。
  "What a surprise," said the student. “It has been published for several months.”
  “太让人吃惊了,”这个学生说,“这本书已经出版好几个月了。”
  "Then have you read Shakespeare's Hamlet?” asked the teacher.
  “那么你看过莎士比亚的《哈姆雷特》吗?”老师问。
  "No,”said the student.
  “没有。”学生回答道。
  "What a pity ! You’d better hurry,for it has been published for several hundred years.”
  “太遗憾了!你最好快点儿,因为这本书已经出版了好几百年了。”

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