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幽默笑话:守护天使

幽默笑话:守护天使 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: 有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音： Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. 停！站住不

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(128) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:上帝造人

幽默笑话:上帝造人 A man was wandering around in a field , thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her, 有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好，他多么幸运拥有她

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(117) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:求职

幽默笑话:求职 Applying for my first job，I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training，I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I go

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话:looking for a companion 找个伴侣

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

幽默笑话:我没有听

幽默笑话:我没有听 Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，What are you reading，dear? 妈妈问正在读书的女儿:亲爱的，你读的是什么书? I dont know，the litter girl answered. 女儿回答道:我不知道。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:学地理

幽默笑话:学地理 Misha is a pupil in Grade 5 and has just begun studying geography. One day after supper, Misha's father asked Do you like geography，Misha? 米沙是小学五年级的学生，刚开始学地理。一天晚饭后，他爸爸问他

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:希腊语

幽默笑话:希腊语 Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke French and German quite well. 戴先生是英格兰北部一个

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:好心帮忙

幽默笑话:好心帮忙 Creighton was going along a square when he saw a little boy trying to reach the knocker of a large house. 当克莱顿教授沿着一个广场走着的时候，他看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:恶作剧

幽默笑话:恶作剧 Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair? 学监(非常生气):现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:心存好意

幽默笑话:心存好意 One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roasted pork. 一天有个男孩去对他老师说:老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。 I certainly do，said the teache

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:写作文

幽默笑话:写作文 One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a compositionIf I Am a Manager. 一天，在作文课上，老师给同学们布置了一篇作文，题目是假如我是个经理。 All the students began to writ

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:奖品

幽默笑话:奖品 Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.Its a prize，mother，he explained. 小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。这是奖品，妈妈。他解释道。 A prized ?Why，dear 奖品

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:睡前祷告

幽默笑话:睡前祷告 Julia was saying her bedtime prayers.Please God，she said，Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly. 朱丽叶在做睡前祷告。上帝啊，她说道，让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:愚蠢的兔子

幽默笑话:愚蠢的兔子 Little Steve has a pet rabbit，Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor rabbit an angry shake and says:

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话一则：“一个言出必行的人”

A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University。 You can have no doubt， shouted a young man excitedly， that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning， Ill leave Oxford this very evening！ A buzzing noi

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：报丧方式

Ways to Report Death Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, he left Herbert meticulous instructions about the pet' s

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：视力训练

Visual Training The squad were having visual training． One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field．The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots， but unhesitatinglyt

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:说漏嘴了

幽默笑话:说漏嘴了 The teacher is handing back the homework. 老师正在把作业发还给学生。 Johnny, she says.Your homework is very poor. I really dont see how one person can make so many mistakes. 约翰尼，她说，你的作业做得

发表于:2019-03-01 / 阅读(353) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：日落

Sunset Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country. 日落 父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(219) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：什么叫叛徒？

Young hopeful：Father，what is a traitor in politics？ Father（a veteran politician）：A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one． Young hopeful：Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yo

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(221) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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