时间:2018-11-29 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   幽默笑话:守护天使


  A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:
  有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音:
  "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
  “停!站住不要动瞅口果你再走一步,就会有一个砖块掉到你的头上砸死你。”
  The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
  这名男子停住了,一个大砖块就掉在他的面前。
  The man was astonished.
  这名男子非常惊讶。
  He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
  他继续向前走:不久后,他要穿越马路。
  Once again the voice shouted;
  那个声音再次叫说:
  Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."
  “停!站住不要动,如果你再走一步,就会有一辆汽车辗过你,你就会死掉。”
  The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
  这名男子因为曾被指示过,所以就照着做,此时正好有一辆汽车左摇右晃地冲过转角处,差一点撞上他。
  "Where are you?” the man asked," Who are you? "
  这名男子问说:“你在哪里?你是谁?”
  "I am your guardian 1 angle," the voice answered.
  这个声音回答说:“我是你的守护天使。…”
  "Oh yeah?" the man asked." And where the hell were you when I got married?"
  这名男子问说:“喔,是吗?那我结婚的时候:你死到哪里去了?”

1 guardian
n.监护人;守卫者,保护者
  • The form must be signed by the child's parents or guardian. 这张表格须由孩子的家长或监护人签字。
  • The press is a guardian of the public weal. 报刊是公共福利的卫护者。
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