幽默笑话:守护天使
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幽默笑话:守护天使
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:
有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音：
"Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
“停！站住不要动瞅口果你再走一步，就会有一个砖块掉到你的头上砸死你。”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
这名男子停住了，一个大砖块就掉在他的面前。
The man was astonished.
这名男子非常惊讶。
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
他继续向前走：不久后，他要穿越马路。
Once again the voice shouted；
那个声音再次叫说：
Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."
“停！站住不要动，如果你再走一步，就会有一辆汽车辗过你，你就会死掉。”
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
这名男子因为曾被指示过，所以就照着做，此时正好有一辆汽车左摇右晃地冲过转角处，差一点撞上他。
"Where are you?” the man asked," Who are you? "
这名男子问说：“你在哪里？你是谁？”
"I am your guardian 1 angle," the voice answered.
这个声音回答说：“我是你的守护天使。…”
"Oh yeah?" the man asked." And where the hell were you when I got married?"
这名男子问说：“喔，是吗？那我结婚的时候：你死到哪里去了？”
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