时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   幽默笑话:写作文


  One day in class,the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’.
  一天,在作文课上,老师给同学们布置了一篇作文,题目是“假如我是个经理”。
  All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. “I am waiting for my secretary,”answered the boy.
  除了一个男孩之外,所有的同学都立刻动手写了起来。老师感到很奇怪,于是他走近这个学生去问个究竟。“我正在等我的秘书,”男孩回答说。







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acid-digestion plagioclase
alkalies
answering statement
attachment weld
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brushed away
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butyl pyromucate
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