幽默笑话一则：“一个言出必行的人”
英语课
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford 1 University。 “You can have no doubt，” shouted a young man excitedly， “that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning， I’ll leave Oxford this very evening！”
A buzzing noise followed。 “What a man of actions！” one said in admiration 2。 “How should we support him and learn from him！” said another。
Suddenly， a girl asked， “What did the Dean say to you， Hob？”
He bent 3 and whispered to her， “Well，er... er... Miss Rose， er... he told me to get clean away from Oxford this very evening！”
一个言出必行的人
一群学生聚在牛津的校园里，一个年轻人情绪激动地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那个家伙不收回他今早对我说的话，我今晚就离开牛津。”
下面一片喧哗。“真是个言出必行的人。”一个人艳羡地说。另一个说：“我们要支持他、学习他。”
突然，一个女孩问道：“那家伙对你说什么了，霍波？”
他弯下腰小声说：“哦，呃…呃…，罗斯小姐，呃…他说要我今晚从牛津滚出去。”
n.牛津（英国城市）
- At present he has become a Professor of Chemistry at Oxford.他现在已是牛津大学的化学教授了。
- This is where the road to Oxford joins the road to London.这是去牛津的路与去伦敦的路的汇合处。
n.钦佩，赞美，羡慕
- He was lost in admiration of the beauty of the scene.他对风景之美赞不绝口。
- We have a great admiration for the gold medalists.我们对金牌获得者极为敬佩。
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