时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   幽默笑话:好心帮忙


  Creighton was going along a square when he saw a little boy trying to reach the knocker of a large house.
  当克莱顿教授沿着一个广场走着的时候,他看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。
  "Can’t you reach up so high? " asked the professor kindly 1.
  “你是不是够不到这么高的地方呢?”教授好意地问。
  "No,Sir,”said the small youngster.
  “是的,先生。”那小孩说。
  "Well, then, let me help you,”and the professor mounted the three steps and gave splendid rat-tat.
  “那好,让我来帮你。”教授登上那三级台阶,在门上重重扣了几下。
  The little boy glanced hastily at the gentleman, "Come on,”he yelled,"We must both run away.”
  那个小男孩急忙给教授递上一个眼色。“快跑,”他喊着:“我们俩都得跑。”
  Mount vt.& vi.登上,爬上;骑上,骑在……上
  Splendid adj.有光彩的;灿烂的;[口]极好的;令人极其满意的
  pat-tat n.咚咚(的声音);敲击声

adj.和蔼的,温和的,爽快的;adv.温和地,亲切地
  • Her neighbours spoke of her as kindly and hospitable.她的邻居都说她和蔼可亲、热情好客。
  • A shadow passed over the kindly face of the old woman.一道阴影掠过老太太慈祥的面孔。
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ambrosiac
amyparker
Auger,Pierre V.
autocoup
autotomous
average height of highest one-tenth wave
axe heads
battledore hand
behind enemy lines
Bering Strait
bought deal
bowety
Bullaria
cable trunking system
capsicum plaster
cephalgias
citrus flower midge
clericalized
Cobija
cone-baffle classifier
configure driver
contraflowing
core frequency
coryphosmila dolobrata
daughter element
dental lancet
diameter increment
differential-pulley block
Dorno
double deck
downwards angle of visibility
equivalent a.c.resistance
equivalent orbitalEO
Ere-55
Erysimum deflexum
euphemizers
exterior coating
extrathermodynamic method
genetic change
greenaspis bambusifoliae
guide lip
Gulsele
Guton, Gora
hand brake bracket
hand moulding
hub bolt
involuntary motion
JBoss
king pin thrust ball bearing
L'Argentière-la-Bessée
love-knot
macoris
maximum width of face
midstretch
midway islandss
monadnocks
Nienbüttel
oblocution
olfactory bulbs
order Ranunculales
parasitologic
pedal bin
peptidergic neurons
peta-henry
photo-achromatism
plastic-metal bearing alloys
point toothing
political consultant
PPC, ppc.
premortal
pretexes
profound ventral trunk
pulsed lamp
rebraced
roof tax
roughener
rudier
salsafy
school-
separate excited
shed the blood for
standard time base
stiftungs
suck under
sudjic
surface analysis instrument
sympathoganglionitis
takes long views
three-breed rotational crossing
thymoma of mediastinum
Tianmen
transmission oil
tuber crop(s)
tunnel transition
us ebay
usuring
vaporing
VCA (value control amplifier)
water in animal tissues
weld region
wood molding machine
Yankwashe