时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   幽默笑话:好心帮忙


  Creighton was going along a square when he saw a little boy trying to reach the knocker of a large house.
  当克莱顿教授沿着一个广场走着的时候,他看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。
  "Can’t you reach up so high? " asked the professor kindly 1.
  “你是不是够不到这么高的地方呢?”教授好意地问。
  "No,Sir,”said the small youngster.
  “是的,先生。”那小孩说。
  "Well, then, let me help you,”and the professor mounted the three steps and gave splendid rat-tat.
  “那好,让我来帮你。”教授登上那三级台阶,在门上重重扣了几下。
  The little boy glanced hastily at the gentleman, "Come on,”he yelled,"We must both run away.”
  那个小男孩急忙给教授递上一个眼色。“快跑,”他喊着:“我们俩都得跑。”
  Mount vt.& vi.登上,爬上;骑上,骑在……上
  Splendid adj.有光彩的;灿烂的;[口]极好的;令人极其满意的
  pat-tat n.咚咚(的声音);敲击声

adj.和蔼的,温和的,爽快的;adv.温和地,亲切地
  • Her neighbours spoke of her as kindly and hospitable.她的邻居都说她和蔼可亲、热情好客。
  • A shadow passed over the kindly face of the old woman.一道阴影掠过老太太慈祥的面孔。
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