时间:2018-11-29 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   幽默笑话:上帝造人


  A man was wandering around in a field , thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her,
  有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好,他多么幸运拥有她。
  He asked God," Why did you make her so kind hearted?"
  他问上帝:“你为什么要把她造得这么心地善良?”
  The Lord 1 responded 2, "So you could love her, my son."
  主响应说:“我儿呀,这样你就会爱她呀。”
  "Why did you make her so good looking?"
  “你为什么要把她造得这么貌美呢?”
  "So you could love her, my son."
  “我儿呀,这样你就会爱她呀。”
  "Why did you make her such a good cook?"
  “你为什么要把她造成一个很会做饭菜的人呢?”
  "So you could love her, my son."
  “我儿呀,这样你就会爱她呀。”
  The man thought about this.
  这名男子想了一下这件事。
  Then he said," I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but, why did you make her so stupid? "
  然后他说:“我并不是有意好像我不知好歹,或是什么的,可是,你为什么把她造得这么笨?”
  "So she could love you, my son."
  “ 我儿呀,这样她就会爱你呀。”

1 lord
n.上帝,主;主人,长官;君主,贵族
  • I know the Lord will look after him.我知道上帝会眷顾他的。
  • How good of the Lord not to level it beyond repair!上帝多么仁慈啊,竟没有让这所房子损毁得不可收拾!
2 responded
回答,回报,响应( respond的过去式和过去分词 ); 有反应; 有效果; 有影响
  • Most of the staff who responded to the questionnaire were supportive. 回答了问卷的职员大多数表示支持。
  • She responded to the news by bursting into tears. 她听到那个消息后眼泪夺眶而出。
标签: 幽默
学英语单词
a.w.p.
acquire by fraud
African Queen
aileron response factor
Algerian Saharan Arabic
alloisomerism
amalgamatize
anthericiol
aphidilutein
arylamidase
as never before
ass munches
babrahams
beta-naphthoquinone
biodesulfurization
book entry government bond
boroson
broadly-defined
by bicycle
caninelaugh
canonical assembly
cantilever form
cedrelas
chin rests
clothes moth
coal road
colo(u)r map
coordinate graph
core matrices
cytoreducing
desmogleins
determination of semen
dictyostelium giganteum
disk construction
dopable
East Kilbride
educates
examination of disbursement vouchers
faryab
Fide-Jussor
fingernail clam
fluid purification system
fluorescence quantum efficiency
fopping
forward search for program alignment function
functional parts
GCFBR
genus forficulas
good middling
grant gratuity
half-assed
high-speed planing machine
hip, hip, hurrah
hnRNA
humate
information collection and processing
inhaling and exhaling through the nose
international expositions
islamic republic of pakistans
joing
Krishnai R.
laser space-to-ground voice link
laxative salt
less vibration
lumpy stool
manganous nitrate (manganese nitrate)
monok
normal operating losses
notice and take down
on load voltage ratio adjuster
one drop
oval edged steel flat
oversearched
photosensitive nonsilver paper
planetary dynamics
Plectania
potato peeling
pre-romanesque
pruning knife
pulp sales
refractory fibre reinforced plastic
Rickards
roomette car
screened wire
selective attack
serratus posterior superiors
sheltered accommodation
Staphylococcus candicans
tegestologists
telesphorus
Timbédra
ultimate of frequency
undersealed
uppermost in my mind...
Venkata
venues
Viburnum farreri
vincanol
winter worm
Zeegse