时间:2018-12-08 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   幽默笑话:应用心理学


  After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken 1's house,Ken asked,"What is the usual tip?”
  一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家,肯恩问:“你一般要多少小费?”
  "Well,”replied the youth," This is my first trip here,but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you,I’ll be doing great.”
  年轻人答道:“我第一次到这边来,同事们说我要是能得到5便士就很不错了。”
  "Is that so?”Snorted Ken. "Well,just to show them how wrong they are,here’s five .”
  “是吗?”肯恩哼了一声,“他们错了,给你5镑。”
  "Thanks,”replied the youth,“I'll put this towards to my studies.”
  谢谢,”年轻人答道:“我会把这些用在我的研究上。”
  "What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said,"Applied psychology 2.”
  “你学什么的?”肯恩问道。年轻人笑着说:“应用心理学。”
  snort vi/vt.轻蔑(或愤怒)地哼;嘲讽地大笑;哼着鼻子说(或表示) n.喷鼻息;鼓鼻
  quid n.[英][理]一镑金币;(复数)钱
  lad n.[C}男孩,少年;青年男子,小伙子
  psychology n.[U]心理学

1 ken
n.视野,知识领域
  • Such things are beyond my ken.我可不懂这些事。
  • Abstract words are beyond the ken of children.抽象的言辞超出小孩所理解的范围.
2 psychology
n.心理,心理学,心理状态
  • She has a background in child psychology.她受过儿童心理学的教育。
  • He studied philosophy and psychology at Cambridge.他在剑桥大学学习哲学和心理学。
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