幽默笑话:应用心理学
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幽默笑话:应用心理学
After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken 1's house,Ken asked,"What is the usual tip?”
一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家,肯恩问:“你一般要多少小费?”
"Well,”replied the youth," This is my first trip here,but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you,I’ll be doing great.”
年轻人答道:“我第一次到这边来,同事们说我要是能得到5便士就很不错了。”
"Is that so?”Snorted Ken. "Well,just to show them how wrong they are,here’s five .”
“是吗?”肯恩哼了一声,“他们错了,给你5镑。”
"Thanks,”replied the youth,“I'll put this towards to my studies.”
谢谢,”年轻人答道:“我会把这些用在我的研究上。”
"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said,"Applied psychology 2.”
“你学什么的?”肯恩问道。年轻人笑着说:“应用心理学。”
snort vi/vt.轻蔑(或愤怒)地哼;嘲讽地大笑;哼着鼻子说(或表示) n.喷鼻息;鼓鼻
quid n.[英][理]一镑金币;(复数)钱
lad n.[C}男孩,少年;青年男子,小伙子
psychology n.[U]心理学
1 ken
n.视野,知识领域
- Such things are beyond my ken.我可不懂这些事。
- Abstract words are beyond the ken of children.抽象的言辞超出小孩所理解的范围.
2 psychology
n.心理,心理学,心理状态
- She has a background in child psychology.她受过儿童心理学的教育。
- He studied philosophy and psychology at Cambridge.他在剑桥大学学习哲学和心理学。
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