时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


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   幽默笑话:哪辆车好?


  Natasha is a little Russian 1 girl. One day her grandmother took 2 her to town. They went shopping. In the street, they saw 3 many buses and cars.
  娜塔莎是一个俄国女孩,有一天奶奶带她进城去买东西。在大街上她们看到许多公共汽车和小汽车。
  Natasha stopped and asked her grandmother,“Do you know which bus is the best?”
  娜塔莎停住问奶奶:“奶奶,您知道哪一辆车最好吗?”
  "Oh,I don’t know.”Her grandmother could 4 not understand why she had 5 asked such 6 a question and, in turn, she asked her granddaughter,"Can you tell me which of them is the best?”
  “啊,我不知道。”奶奶不明白她为什么要这样问,就反过来问小孙女:“你能告诉我哪一辆最好吗?”
  "No.5 is the best one."
  “5号最好。”
  "Why?”
  “为什么?”
  “Because it has got 7 full marks-5!”
  “因为它得了满分—5分!”

adj.俄国人的,俄语的;n.俄国人;俄语
  • He both speaks and writes Russian.他又能说,又能写俄语。
  • I think the Russian's going to win.我想那个俄国人会得第一。
vt.带,载(take的过去式)
  • I took my dog for a walk along the river.我带着狗沿那条河散步。
  • It took me about two hours to cook the meat.我花了大约两个小时来煮这些肉。
vbl.看见(see的过去式);n.锯;v.用锯子锯
  • Would you like to saw a tree for me?你能为我锯棵树吗?
  • The moment I saw you,I knew you were angry with me.我一看到你,就知道你在生我的气。
v.能,可能(can的过去式);aux.v.(can的过去式)能;可以
  • Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗?
  • I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词;conj.有
  • I just had a good idea!我有个好主意!
  • The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
adj.如此的,这样的;pron.这样的;adv.如此地
  • He is such a man.他是这样一个人。
  • He spent all his money,he is such a fool.他这样傻,花光了所有的钱。
v.(get的过去式)得到,猜到,明白
  • I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
  • I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。
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