时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


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A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD, I just bit my tongue 1!!"


一个阳光明媚的下午,蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步。儿子问:“爸爸,我们是毒蛇吗?”父亲得意的答道:“当然了,孩子,我们是响尾蛇啊!为什么这么问呢?”“因为,我刚把舌头咬破了!”



n.舌头,语言,口条,语言,说话方式;vt.舔,闲谈,斥责; vi.吹乐器
  • I can hardly move my tongue.我舌头不太能动。
  • The doctor looked at her tongue.医生诊看了她的舌头。
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