时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
a warm reception
acturial evaluation
adbots
air-intake heater
altitonant
applied resource integration system
at the corner
be even with sb.
bearing element
bombax ceibas
Bun in the oven
calibration equipment of reversing thermometer
cantraip
cdmaOne
cetiosaurids
chlorophenoxamide
compiler operating system relationship
continuity strategy
corneal marginal degeneration
costae rib
croisilles har.
david riesman jr.s
dentated
dhc
documentary acceptance bill
Dragonballers
educational resources information center
eerie,eerier
entity-relationship modeling
epopee, epopoeia
exceptional code
exulting
false crepitus
filtered-particle testing
fine-print
florin
forswat
free nail
free of foreign capture
full-load starter
General National Vocational Qualification
hepatopancreases
heptapotamicus
high - tech industry
horizontal roll stand
hot channel effect
hydropower resources
income equilibrium
index of output
jointly random process
large project
lipid storage disease
Louis Burt Mayer
makhnoes
mantle surface wave
maximum overall efficiency
mccreas
Medirex
metastory
microfocus
moribundities
Napoleonic code
nonissued
oedema lymphaticum
of ginseng extract
offuscation
olecranon process (or olecranon)
order Myxobacterales
outtie
peg away
percarbureted
permitted transition
post hoc analysis
power problems
printing works
Pyrobolospora
range chart
range of variables
reclamation of wastes
reintroductions
rolltable
scale garment lamellae
second-hand equipment
secondary mother-tree
smart shop
smoothened
soloings
spacetime symmetry
spoto
strip-jack-nakeds
studdingsails
stupose
superior plantation
toobig
total darkness
tripewomen
us -ese
vibrating extractor
water faucets
western
Wolfer's sign
zigzag-ray model