时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
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aircraft launched rocket
antiquates
ANZCERTA
balance(d) cylinder
Ban May
big coal D
bituminous-type ash
black product
blood oxygen transducer
bond of affiliated
bud sagebrush
Canis
catmint
chooseier
cold startup
combination payment plan
conjugate circuit
consolo
cyanide-free
Cyclopeite
daisan
date of filing
decking level
dehiscent fruit
Derrien's test
detergent-dispersant additive
dotes over
DTTV
encephaloma embolism
eugeoclinal
fertile land
first order autoregressive disturbances
frequency shift signalling
Genoa cyclone
graftitis
graphina taiwanensis obscurata
hayflick
high-speed low-torque oil motor
highly skilled personnel
hippocrate
ideal voltage source
inland ice
intraprocedural
isodon longitubus kubo
juridical divorce
Kau, Tk.
ladies-only
lemels
longclaws
marrise
messeline
microgenia
Nan, Mae Nam
neurorctodermal
octoedral
old sweats
open deck vessel
Pang Long
paracancrinite
payment-protection
pelitic structure
permissible explosive
plane of coordinates
Poa sikkimensis
poisoning by antipyretics
portapacks
post cured insulation
post-postscript
pour something out
power hit
practicably
prefix condition
pull down test
purpura nervosa
push aside
read punch overlap
rectangularism
reignitions
replicative DNA
richta scale
river geomorphology
sanssoucis
scavenger flotation circuit
self adjusting jaw vice
serring
sheepcote
sillack
situation calculus
specified lengths
split stator
standard sound pressure
standard state flow
standard test tone power
swimbaits
temperature base factor
total hydrocarbon feed
traditionalises
trichlorostannate
trichophytin reagent
vanillins
variable torque motor
wundts