时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
aa. metacarpic? volares
Abrus cantoniensis
anisotropic gain
ANTP
arclofenine
auditing process
Australian External Territories
autolocator
basima
beneficial theory
Benomar
Beriah
Carpinus purpurinervis
catalysant
company report
compensation from insurance
cott-
defibered
demethoxytylophorine
diffley
dittographies
double-slotted flap
drop number
drude-lorentz law
ebird
edge action
edge disjoint cut set union
end-point subport
ented
explicit program
favriella amplecta
fight like a lion
french-styles
friar preacher
fully reducible matrix algebra
Fusares
gill pouches
gragger
haplochromine
HFT (hot functional test)
high pressure water injection
high temperature life
homogeneity of gamma radiation
hot burglaries
IDKK
inboard motor
indulgement
insurance of freight
isobutylene extraction process
itapaje (itapage)
janner
ji de-sheng snake tablet
known-plaintext attack
Leucogenes
line of intensity
lining pad
lovelady
map into book
marginal location factors
medical expenses deduction
metaphorician
mismeasure
mithun
non-centrality parameter
non-synchronous crank balance
nonconservation of baryon
Orang Asli
overcurrent
pallidifolius
peg drum
Pope Julius
preconceptionally
psychotropic drug
pupillatonia
puy
rereading signal
Salici
Salix haoana
sand iron
Scott-Darey process
second-stage graphite
separational
Serradifalco
siphon tubes
size preparing vessel
Soh, start of header.
solids inventory
spatial landscape model
specified window
stirrer with spiral blades
strobilae
substantia ferruginea
super acids
supertonics
supraacetabular groove
Taktak
third-inning
unimpassioned
unjudgable
unstoppable
vessel wall