时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
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4-nitrophenylphosphatase
acetylate
adjustable fluke angle anchor
all-weather aerial delivery system
ankle-clonus
basing point
bi-wirings
blue flu
boat tank
bourgoins
Brock.
calyver
castilleja sulphureas
clbn
convalescent home
creeping
crenicichlas
deoxyribose-1-phosphate
desertuous
diphycercy
double circuit jack
dropping-mercuty electrode
Dutch gold
Ejer Bavnehφj
Elchingen
envionment tools
equal area method
evaluation study
eyepiece magnification
eyewall mesovortex
Fessler compound
firingconsole
first rudiments
floor-based
gamma space
gas chromatographs
Harrisia
Holy Saturday
hormetically
illegalizing
immortalizers
in situ salinometer
infiltration method
internal audit service
investment trust fund
Iquique
knightship
krotkov
lateral coordinate of the center of tractor mass
left to right parser
line of descent
low-rate
Lyrids
maksims
mean monthly discharge
microcrystalline glass
microhaematuria
model cam
modified discrete cosine transform
national teacher examinations (nte)
nitidus
nocardial abscess
not all beer and skittles
offshore oil tank
order Pelycosauria
panning
pinga
pipe insulated joint
plasma expansion
portuous
private expenses
psychoprophylaxia
Pyrodictiaceae
quality control package
quasi-superordinate
radiation damage to the material
rapefic
renewable-fuel
repair rate
root branch
roust
sid caesars
sinescriptual
sloping hearth furnace
static spring gravimeter
strict
subjecter
sun-fri
supporting bearing
taiwan internet contnet rating promotion foundation
tenderers
tip section
total power loss
treaty-making capacity
trigone Henke's
twist-drill cutter
under frequency protection
videofilm
Villazanzo de Valderaduey
weight sets
went steady
yellow-root