时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
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-mania
A.C. bias
abonement
absorber coupling
adeps porci
air pollutions
altitude plant
angular splint
apples(and pears)
bite down
booktalk
bundle of relevant features
camrips
carbethoxyl
cascade voltage doubler
cell system
central acceleration
ceppo
characteristics of demand
circumstantialness
civic virtues
colour check
commercial business tax
commutation ability
cosmic ray produced nuclide
diclofenamide
e. vulgaris rich var. helvetica h. et t.
edmunds.com
ekatite
fenclozic acid
ff.
flory-rehner equation
forced absorption
Frammersbach
futuroes
Gauting
grumpiest
H-trace
hemispherical head inspection
hidden order
hipps
Hosseini, Khaled
in-patient department
informalities
intercessions
ionization source
Jeju Haehyeop
June War
kassner
Kearny County
Koizumi Junichiro
Leiophyllum buxifolium
leucotephrite
manual focusing ring
marasmius semiustus berkeley et curtis
measuring chemical traits
merchantable ore
mesobilirhodin
methylarsine
minimum cost estimating
Moringaceae
multiherb
multivitamin pills
Mutton Bay
oil boiling pot
on the backs of
operating manual
Palaui I.
paleoecology
phenol liquefactum
phosphureted hydrogen
pigmentolysin
ploughhorses
purpose trust
pushing mechanism
redox state
regeneracy
Report on Compliance
rhabdoblatta formosana
self-lubricating material
shetlander
shroud laid rope
sludge scraper
slug-a-bed
state legislature
statistical characteristics
subscriber display
superposition or linear diffusion method
sweep optical square
tail-rotor
templehome
terry swatch
tripoli powder
TSSOP
unask
unrestricted scholarship
urd
vas lymphaticum spinale
videssos
Wabern
Wechelderzande
whatses