时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
a terrestrial plant
absent-minded
acpt.
acquihire
ammonia hemate
anecdotalism
anemic infarctnhite infarct
atomic scale si surface flattening
aureotan
Black Peter
boiling length
botetes
built in obsolescence
bunt lizard
buyer's wheel
call by
capacity of air compressor
classical error theory
classification of seas
Clayden effect
compensation ampere-turns
computer equation
cutting-up board
day car
derived organ
digital readout indicator
drunk tank
Edsbro
electronic position-fixing equipment
electronically-controlled automatic switching system
entrepreneurial leadership
finish boring
flatlet
fleenor
fleet NET
freeing lung-Qi and eliminating damp
FWH
getting around
graphical pages per minute
gregory nazianzens
grisell
grogge
Heho
homologous lung oxygenation
hypoplasia of dentin
incompressible stratum
intercontinental baseline
internal commerce
Internet suffix
irradiation space
isodromic
kochi
L. Ed.
labrys (crete)
ladyfied
Lebensform
lenity
ligularia
local excitation
Luzéia
megawarehouse
mess supervisor
minimal spanning tree algorithm
mischka
multisong
nitidity
nonbird
ontrack
osteotrib
otorhinolaryngologic surgery
over your head
pavidity
pensas
philosophic
phyletic weighting
pizza boy
purified talc
pyrexias
Q. O. R.
second junction
sehen
servation
shell command language
siccars
situation diagnosis
snowdropping
stay baffle
stick like a limpet
stylise
sumned
table feeder
take a short cut
teleordering
telescopic energy-absorbing steering transmission shaft
thio-propenyl ether
ticked someone off
torpidness
tough alloy steel
trygve lies
twisted cable
water supply and drainage
wireless modems