时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
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a clean slate
Actamin
admantadine
alignation
American Museum of Natural History
aminophenylboric acid
analytic function element
Arachnia
aurora tube
back up protection
Ban Na Du
bevel ring
blanket wash
bouncing of contacts
calycule
capitals of burundi
clad metal
coacervation
command rollback
construction map
control server
corona frequency analysis
cyanoacetic acid
deame
decentralized locking protocol
dilations
double stick hank dyeing
dug out
dynamic environment
eat you out of house and home
electro-magnetic contactor
Enif
field (moisture) capacity
fluid cast
gelonium aequoreum hance
Glendo Res.
gomphina melanaegis
H-Al clay
halleflintgneiss
harmonic extraction
hexacore
high potency
Ibibios
implicit difference method
industrial loan
innumerates
insertion power function
Jer.
Korsakoff's syndrome
lawish
light-manufacturings
limulidaes
Lissajous figures
local strength
long spark
longitudinal characteristic
longitudinal compression
man date
mbah
mixed lateral tract
morning dress
Narcinini
Natrobromite
network transmission
nocosomial
nuangs
obs.spot.
occupational information
oompah-like
output admittance
partial cloverleaf
Petrisul
photogrammetric technology
proportional element
radiocarbon methods
rasgado
ratio of current assets to current liabilities
reascensions
reseravation area
rice field
Rockneby
Salvia deserta
SCP
selective hypoaldosteronism
semifriends
serhiy
setting-up expense
silk-screen
St-Julien-Chapteuil
strictness analysis
synthetic resins
Tityus
under belly equipment
United Nations Development Program
universal keyset
value-based pricing
valve lifter
Vila Junqueiro
well-graded
wire spring
worry the life out of someone
zero potential surface