时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
absorber bubbling
achromatically
acoustic tone
adjoint group of a Lie group
aestheses
air-lancing
allpowerful
amenity forest
antenna mount
aurora of type A
Barnes's curve
bearing bolt
bomb release mechanism
budget authorization
Camanas
carless
central processing computer
Chabre, Mtgne.de
computer keyboard printer
contact overtravel
crow-eaters
cylinder hay loader
dejesus
desertedness
dibenzoyl methane
Dolomiaea platylepis
drain out
elastic-plastic boundary
electronic data-processing equipment (edpe)
electronic trunk scale
end-of-file mark
epiphytotic pathogen
fault-block topography
file-drawer effect
final gage length
fissionable atom
geographic system of coordinates
get doing
grain fanning-sorting machine
grid drive
gutshots
head frame
heat transport medium
hemasthenosis
hose liner
incident-light
insensitive time
intermediate level throat
jack-of-the-dust
Kangley
kasari jogi
last quarter moon
lead caproate
liging
longitudinal and cross beam
metabolism apparatus
mota
N'Giva
n-amyl butyric ester
Nahaliel
neurolemmomas
paleologos
perspicacy
phase step
pick-test
pit lines
plexus pulmonalis anterior
poeples
polar transposition
punch through avalanche transistor
punctiform lamp
Rabdosia irrorata
radial scheme
re-housing
Redman
renkl
Reykjanesbaer
rib and panel vault
robert ranke gravess
s day
sand-bearing test
sea land system
seed-borne disease
single-pass interferometer
Spanish America
Spiraea henryi
stamp hammer
starting slope
stepping-ups
suspension roll center
swiss bar
the GISC
thunderball
toxinlike
tubed goods
unstablest
vaporization equipment
velleman
virugon
x ray apparatus
zero-sequence current component