时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
9-Fluorenamine
air fog signal
anaerobic bacillus
analogue modulation system
article assembly
automatic closer
B synnematin
back o' Bourke
bottom edged
bred-in-the-bone
bubuckled
carbon dioxide greenhouse effect
Caspar
centre of location
chain wrench
closed coat
coalescence model
cofibre
cold-storage door
colour pattern
concearn
contextualized-consequential model
creese
cyperus nutans subprolixus
daisywheel printers
devils den
dexmedetomidine
diving psychology
divisional profit
dolmas
Doppler-free spectroscopy
elongatoolithid
elopiform
fedeles
feerite core baluns
freedb
friction-producing powder
frieseite
genic
globalview
gonidia
Grimari
groupuscule
hangiri
hard tooth tissues
He works best who knows his trade.
his-her
in the vein for
irrigation and drainage
itchiku
Jumu'ah
Keota
Khvorostyanskiy Rayon
knowledge information processing
leave loose of something
line and tone combination
lose one's spirits
lycocerus nanshanensis
macroparasites
macroscopic symmetry
Maiasaura
Mohomet
motion with variable velocity
musculophrenic vein
mussel-shell
nickel cadmium cell
noise record
nucleus nervi vagi
on barter basis
Paraoxymeta-methoxyallylbenzene
pattern formalism
physical cleaning
planoconvex spotlight
positive ion yield
power tube (valve)
prefrontally
protomers
quinquelocular
re-heard
Riga-Fede disease
risk rating
rock masses dynamics
roulading
RPF
sediment transport concentration
step function transient response
stork fire
surface silo
suspended animations
talcose granite
tatnall
temperable
time domain analysis
toejo (nagwon)
travoltas
trunkal asynergy
tuna casserole
V-prism refractometer
viminalis
water content in capillary zone
yearly budget
zona columnaris recti