时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
accelerants
adoxograph
air return duct
akre
anoperineal
Anth.
antimephitic
appraisal increase
atomic transmutation
Australian formation
axial-flow impellor
Baydaratskaya Guba
bell's dislocation
bigroot
Blanzat
brake noise
brilliant acid blue nas
butano
cam operated contoller
capturing nucleus
carbanionic polymerization
carrollite
cartilaginous trabecula
chromogenic reagent
computing control system
consequential man
converter shaped
coronary vasospasm
corporate arrangement and reorganization
cycloplegia
daily fuel supply pump
deployable air data sensor (dads)
depreciation schedule
diffused capacity
excretory cell
fireaters
floppa
fluid-friction dynamometer
flywheel type alternator
funnel emergency shutoff device
geometric transformation
had a good run
haptic display
Hirst
human chorionic thyrotropin
index method
Indian wrestles
intracity concentration
isoglabrol
jelkas
kill oneself laughing
Krym, Respublika
laries
legal services
long-continueds
lower limit of explosion
madaket
maximum normal strain
micronektonic
middle-rank
multiple sort program
nasmas
near-end crosstalk loss
nitrogen fixed
nondependence relation
okta
orientation in aromatic substitution
oriented silicon steel
paralbuminemia
petroleum region
pin eyed
pivot chord
Popovtsy
portia fimbriata
posterior risk function
powered whistle
protection bed
quasi-geostrophic omega equation
real-time pricing
regex
retarding thermal decomposition
Rosse
sample introduction
seepage well
shallow seated groundwater
shaping plate
SiGe-Si
slide former
sottomarinas
space-nap
spurg-flax
Stiefel-Whitney number
stratigraphic cycle
subdeltoid
task request block
thummart
tox
turn-broacher
view terminology
vowe
Xuan Truong
zooplasties