时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
AFGF
AFOL
Africanlike
alcoholfoam
alleluias
aphrenia
axial asynergy
BMDC
break point theory
bridelock
bring to top
Carrizal
CD-I
central communications controller
cephalic malformation
choerodon gymnogenys
coke deposited on catalyst
cold lesion
command destruct signal
conversion notice
d-i-v-o-r-c-e
Daguragu
dehlsen
dew-cup
dicap storage
diodon holacanthus
discharging from floating
doping of semiconductor
efferent neurons
ENaC
energy dispersal waveform
epidermolytic hyperkeratotic ichthyosis
euphuisms
european elms
exochorda pear-bush
feel at
flight analyzer
forbidding act
Germanotype tectonics
grass-seed box
heavy tax
hollow rim
Hydrocol process
ice cone
imagorium
immediate operation
inexpediencies
Ingul
instantaneous loading capacity
isodirectional distribution
Kashta
lachish
land tractor
left-half hand zero
linearity checker
Linguisa sausage
loop wiring concentrator
Magnesioblythite
Marie Louise Elisabeth Vigee-Lebrun
married quarters
masina
melampsora yezoensis miyabe et matsumoto
Menaka
mercury tribromphenolacetate
Misheal
missed miscarriage
Montendre
multiple-row blasting
multivariate pareto distribution
narrow-row seeder
newsprinting ink
nimono
numeric edited item
numparell
overlond recovery time
phase change section
piano-forte
portyanki
pulverized iron
pungent flavor
quantity reorder system
realignment function
recompencing
red violet
roll-call polling
Russel
Sandoa
Schizopoda
semiconductor unit
silica dish
single chain silicate
Souframine
space-time point
sure of
telepsychics
Tiphsah
U. P
ultraviolet absorber
underlift
unnourishment
vinis
volume-cost-profit relationship