时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques 1. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments 2. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate 3 your phone lines."



一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室,办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。这天,这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着,他看到一个男的走进了办公室。为显示他是个成功的老板,这位年轻的生意人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖,张觜就是三、五个亿,闭觜就说一切搞定、没问题!好不容易电话“打”完,挂上听筒,年轻人问进来的那人,“您有事吗?”那人说,“有事,我是来给你开通电话的”。



n.古玩,古董,古物( antique的名词复数 )
  • The room was furnished with antiques. 房间里摆放了古董。
  • a priceless collection of antiques 价值连城的古文物收藏
n.委托( commitment的名词复数 );任务;承担的义务
  • I am very tired because I have taken on so many commitments. 我很累,因为我承担了很多的事情。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • These commitments have already been breached. 这些承诺已遭背弃。 来自《简明英汉词典》
vt.使活动起来,使开始起作用
  • We must activate the youth to study.我们要激励青年去学习。
  • These push buttons can activate the elevator.这些按钮能启动电梯。
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a favorable reception
Amfostat
anchor connector
atrap
attached type vibrator for concrete
Bakιr
basic assembler
basic equalization
BCY language
belted ammunitions
beta-lactamase
bivouackings
bloody stools
boy-man
cable access
Canterbury northwester
cash accounting method
cetane number booster
checchi
class's
close to you
coasting blockade
comcasts
continuously circulating ropeway
dystrophic calcification
Echo.
ectendotrophy
edge printer
eimeriosis
endocytosing
enrichens
evaza nigripennis
examinest
example ship
feddersen
frosted-glass
general locality
give indication
He plays the piano for his own enjoyment
horse hair broom
hot-well depression
incombined
Injuria non excusat injuriam.
intercorrelations
internal intercostals (or internal intercostal muscle)
james joyces
kapteyn's distribution
kleanthi
lamaist pagoda
lambeake
lateral forced-air cooling
latiumite
Laws of Manu
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mat-ter
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multilayer adsorption
non-axisymmetrical configuration
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Opalina ranarum
output cascade
overhung-type motor
own a borough
oxyomus masumotoi
philalethists
political scientist
polystichum neolobatum
practicalness
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protest march
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python regius
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record signal format
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secondary hyperthyroidism
single fiber electromyography
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statistic descriminant technique
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temperature difference driving force
tender one's devoirs to
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time-stretched
vesico-uterine
vexatious suits
Vondrek smoothing method
Wagner-Jauregg treatment
wilcockson
zaobao