时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased 1 the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.



Tom教授打算第二天与他的学生见面,因此他在黑板上写道:“Tom教授明天将和大家见面”。



一位学生看到这条通知后,觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了,就走上前,将“class”中的“c”擦掉,教授听到笑声,转过身走回来,看了看那位学生,又看看被改动过的通知,不动声色地走上前,把“lass” 中的“l”擦掉,看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生,教授扬长而去。



v.擦掉( erase的过去式和过去分词 );抹去;清除
  • He erased the wrong answer and wrote in the right one. 他擦去了错误答案,写上了正确答案。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He removed the dogmatism from politics; he erased the party line. 他根除了政治中的教条主义,消除了政党界限。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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abdominal fistula
agricultural cooperative
American Chippendale furniture
Andzhiyevskiy
annealing crack
anoxemic
articulationes cuneonavicularis
as hard as a stone
asslike
at right angles to
attract away
Aurobismuthinite
Bazine
bellicous
bigrid valve
blew your own trumpet
Bothithong
bovine leukemia virus
brickhammer
busy oneself in
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Chukhung, Mt.
coal washing and dressing
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color prejudice
concrete delivery pipe
conventional practice
core print seat
culcua simulans
De Frise ozonizer
deemsters
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desert survival
development sampling
dursun
elegist
Emiratized
empirical term
equipment performance
expense arising from outside-manu-facture
fascial rupture
flood boards
fragmentary equivalent form
genus alcelaphuss
ground inversion
gwendas
hepatic infarction
holding furnaces
hydrelatic
independent brewery
Indus-Ganges River Lowland
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Krasninskiy
Linaria japonica
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midborder
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Niemann
NLNE
open class
pageanteer
Palestine sunbird
palladium leak test
partially penetrating well
posit-else logical structure
postinsula
processing of electromagnetic signals
proembryos
radial planimetric plotter
ratio of operational tons to port's throughput
renin
resurrectee
row distance
scouting line
secretomotory
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sensitive line along a channel
simple sample
sky cavalry
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speciality shop
St David's Day
stimulation in the sea
supervisorships
synonymical
technical requirements
temporary method
the second language
thro'
timber standard
Travers
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tryptic bate
two negative charges
ultracentrifugal sedimentation velocity method
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visfatin
waveguide twists
younger generation