时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


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A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD, I just bit my tongue 1!!"



一个阳光明媚的下午,蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步。儿子问:“爸爸,我们是毒蛇吗?”父亲得意的答道:“当然了,孩子,我们是响尾蛇啊!为什么这么问呢?”“因为,我刚把舌头咬破了!”



n.舌头,语言,口条,语言,说话方式;vt.舔,闲谈,斥责; vi.吹乐器
  • I can hardly move my tongue.我舌头不太能动。
  • The doctor looked at her tongue.医生诊看了她的舌头。
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absorption systems
active carbon from coal
acyl-synthetase
adsorbabilities
air pressure drop
all high
anterior lacerated foramen
apodizing
arabinomannan
arachibutyrophobia
arlie
asymptotically shortest unbiased confidence interval
Bauer's test
boiler feed water compound
boric acid emergency shutdown
breezinesses
brevicillin
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calculated mill capacity
calendic acid
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developmental index
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doubly resonant oscillator (dro)
edit line
engore
event-related potential
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football hooliganism
foreshowing
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gimbal pick-up
glacio-fluvial deposit
hand-kept
happy path
herpetological physiology
hillcrests
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imperatival
juicy girls
Kakaji
klystron tube
legal tender powers
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little dogs
mariner's needle
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molybdenum electrode
neutron reflectometer
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p scope(ppi)
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power-density spectrum
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self-and-lease agreement
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