时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Three men, a doctor, an accountant 1 and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg 2, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic 3" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".



有三个人死了,分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德对他们说,如果他们想进入天堂,就得每人回答一个问题。圣彼德看着医生开始发问,“以前电影院放过一部电影,说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没,电影的名字是什么?”医生回答,“<<泰坦尼克号>>”,医生随即被允许进入天堂。然后圣彼德看着会计说,“船上有多少人遇难?”。会计很走运,因为他刚看过这部电影,回答道,“1500人遇难。”圣彼德把会计也放进天堂了。最后,圣彼德转过身,看着律师,非常严肃地用命令的口吻问道,“把1500人的名字都说出来?”



n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
n.冰山,流冰,冷冰冰的人
  • The ship hit an iceberg and went under.船撞上一座冰山而沉没了。
  • The glacier calved a large iceberg.冰河崩解而形成一个大冰山。
adj.巨人的,庞大的,强大的
  • We have been making titanic effort to achieve our purpose.我们一直在作极大的努力,以达到我们的目的。
  • The island was created by titanic powers and they are still at work today.台湾岛是由一个至今仍然在运作的巨大力量塑造出来的。
学英语单词
absinth worm wood
accounting standard
Ahira
aiche (american institute of chemical engineers)
approved vendor
archeological area
BBCC
boardriders
boroaluminate
box beams
Byakar Dzong
Cape chestnuts
carriage insurance and freight
channel c validity signal
coke deposited on catalyst
compensation for condemned property
copywriting
cordiformis
counter-intervention
damping
defective number
Denzil
devil-man
devoidness
directed branch
dow-corning
dowers
drum type scale indicator
duologs
elutriation-reducing baffle
euchromatic
file extensions
forming stress
free-board
gallantship
graphite for spark erosion
Habenaria finetiana
half model test
halirift
Hamju-gun
harpoes
hexamethylpararosaniline hydrochloride
hyperlenses
impression hardness testing
information feedback
Institutional Shares
internal combustion locomotive
keep out
key expenditures
Kraabel
lectrice
limit of tidal current
loop disconnect signalling
metallic lustre
mimetic chorea
modern-lookings
monitor rack
multidrives
NBIF
Newboro
ojars
open-mouthedly
Ozernoye
P-V plane
Palk
partial noise exposure index
plum-coloured
primogenitor
pudims
re-cohabitation
reserve for bonded debts
respirableness
Rhododendron augustinii
Romanesh
round cigarette
sampling inspection plans
sellers over
separately lead-sheathed cable
sesquitertious
simultaneous disengaging unit
sports management
St-Michel-de-Maurienne
standard hydrogen electrode (SHE)
steering control force
stersthal
stringboards
sugarcoated
synchrotronic
theaterwide
tin alkyl
traduccion
tribochemical
turntable lock lever
under dog
under-reports
uppermost
vernalized seed
war head
well-adviseds
You want a piece of me?
Zikai
zip-coding