时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Three men, a doctor, an accountant 1 and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg 2, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic 3" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".



有三个人死了,分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德对他们说,如果他们想进入天堂,就得每人回答一个问题。圣彼德看着医生开始发问,“以前电影院放过一部电影,说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没,电影的名字是什么?”医生回答,“<<泰坦尼克号>>”,医生随即被允许进入天堂。然后圣彼德看着会计说,“船上有多少人遇难?”。会计很走运,因为他刚看过这部电影,回答道,“1500人遇难。”圣彼德把会计也放进天堂了。最后,圣彼德转过身,看着律师,非常严肃地用命令的口吻问道,“把1500人的名字都说出来?”



n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
n.冰山,流冰,冷冰冰的人
  • The ship hit an iceberg and went under.船撞上一座冰山而沉没了。
  • The glacier calved a large iceberg.冰河崩解而形成一个大冰山。
adj.巨人的,庞大的,强大的
  • We have been making titanic effort to achieve our purpose.我们一直在作极大的努力,以达到我们的目的。
  • The island was created by titanic powers and they are still at work today.台湾岛是由一个至今仍然在运作的巨大力量塑造出来的。
学英语单词
a bitter pill to swallow
airborne fire weapon
angle plug
antitetanic
ashier
astronomic(al) navigation
autoactivates
autonomous customs duty
betacoms
cambered wall
cash conversion cycle
cat squirrel
cheare
chloroparaffin
Cinobufaginol
close date
closed-cycle maser
coincidence-flux storage system
collision detect
complementary DNA library
correction formula
crooked line seismic
data flow chart
defunct
diffuse stage
discharge process
down hill welding
DT (digital technique)
dusty fuel
Egyptian Arabic
Eoyong
escort from
esophagofiberscopy
execution programme for works
family dermestidaes
fence diagrams
fervour
Financial objectives
form function
front-and-back shift
Gaillardin
gas stripping
go-go juice
hair mattress
hanazumo
heavy earth
heme group
hispanomedievalism
ICNB
infra-alveolar dental ligaments
kemah
lift leg
lubrication device
macro-language
main engine seat
marmazat
monooleo-glyceride
multi-wire drawing machine
multiplexed communication control unit
nationalistes
Navier-Stoke's equation
negative valued product
net of tax method
O. L. B.
octylenic acid
oophorauxe
overhead copying camera
paracompact space
part-barter oil deal
physicianed
Pionerovka
plus variant
portable eye-witness report transmitter
preprioception
primary steam separator
projective pencil of plane
proton transfer polymerization
pulmonary artery pressure
quiescent prominence
raffee
reinforced concrete lining
rice crop
rotamers
run the business
seasonal bipolar disorder
sex-appeals
smoke-filled rooms
sodium acid phosphate
solvent selectivity
speed sensitivity characteristics
stipulated loss value
tarrants
trimethoxybenzyl-dihydroimidazole hydrochloride
triturium
up to the time of
velo cloud
water-tuff
Weinbach methods
win-dow
world banks
xiphocheilus uadrimaculatus
yanceys