时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. "Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news & some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live. "That's the good news?" wails 1 Jones, "What is the bad news?" The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, "I should have told you yesterday!!!"



小伙子去医院询问诊断结果。“琼斯先生,我要告诉你一个好消息和一个坏消息,好消息是你只能活24小时了。”“这是好消息?”琼斯惨叫了一声,“那么坏消息呢?”医生苦笑一声:“我应该昨天告诉你这些的。”



痛哭,哭声( wail的名词复数 )
  • The child burst into loud wails. 那个孩子突然大哭起来。
  • Through this glaciated silence the white wails of the apartment fixed arbitrary planes. 在这冰封似的沉寂中,公寓的白色墙壁构成了一个个任意的平面。 来自英汉非文学 - 科幻
学英语单词
absolute increase of major industrial products
adenylosuccinic acid
arrest of action
autofluorograph
avantes
begoniaceaes
benzhexol hydrochloride
block service
bpV(phen)
brain appendage
Cardenete
cardioptosis
chenopodin
city gas dispatch
coenzyme l
comes into your own
cook an account
counter-movement
CSLA
curacaoan
deexciter
defamed
direct drive cylinder
earthquakeprediction
east winds
electrical resistance pyrometer
engineering structure
eventempered,even-tempered
expectation value
Ferdinand de
general well - being
German text
gone to pot
granular applicator
harsk
hexachlorothallate
Holbrook
horsey set
independent selv controlgear
integral drill steel
interdivisional
K particle
kamps
kang'wing'wi
kidney worm disease
kingpin bearing
Kintai-kyo
lake superior-type iron formation
Like likes like
locked up
Malinovoye Ozero
mass-observationist
McCarthy's 91 function
Merries
mineral fuels
Morton, C.
multi-use cross vice
nanovessels
nationalist school
nonreplacement problem
nothing to speak of
offgas line
orbital momentum
Oum el Guedour
parnet
photographic smoke measurement
photokeratometer
pku (phenylketonuria)
prestigion
prismatic astrolabe
quoyula madreporara
real-estate-loan
reboiler section
relation of coastal and inland industry
Rotus
rustem
selenotopography
Senegalese
shish-kebabbing
shrinkage fit
sitostanol
solid liquid interface
source-follower amplifier
spanghews
splitter change gearbox
stannic hydroxide
survivability of impact
the british
thrust-anemometer
Trifluridol
truss-tube
underbelly
underlining
van de graaff particle accelerator
VoIP call
wash-out pipette
water methanol injection
water pump packing
winter-sport
wirability
y'are
Yffiniac