时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. "Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news & some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live. "That's the good news?" wails 1 Jones, "What is the bad news?" The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, "I should have told you yesterday!!!"



小伙子去医院询问诊断结果。“琼斯先生,我要告诉你一个好消息和一个坏消息,好消息是你只能活24小时了。”“这是好消息?”琼斯惨叫了一声,“那么坏消息呢?”医生苦笑一声:“我应该昨天告诉你这些的。”



痛哭,哭声( wail的名词复数 )
  • The child burst into loud wails. 那个孩子突然大哭起来。
  • Through this glaciated silence the white wails of the apartment fixed arbitrary planes. 在这冰封似的沉寂中,公寓的白色墙壁构成了一个个任意的平面。 来自英汉非文学 - 科幻
学英语单词
abducent
abnormal movement of false joint
all is not lost
aloft
alternate dilute mode
anastomosis
battlestar
bit site
break the news
calorie(small)
cocur
comparison band
coordinate systems
crystal-balling
Dieri
discretization error
distillation yield
drainage of brain abscess
emblazer
end of line indicator
Erycibe oligantha
femto volt
flyweight patterns
foetations
foot engine
generalized continuum hypothesis
glance pitch
go to somebody
ground effect wing
Hautes-Pyrenees
hay maker
hear the grass grow
height function
Hesedorf
Himalayan tahr
history list
houseward
HTR
incompatible response
independent decision-making
indirect-fired furnace
insence
iridates
judge and jury
L'Anse-St-Jean
levigelinite
line buffer memory
macro-coacervation
Marshall Seamounts
mid-earth
minimum horse power
monosyphilid
multicellularities
mutual admiration society
nested loop structure
neutron induced process
new group
nurse corps
old-world hookworm
oriental topaz
Ourouparia
overcommitments
overflowns
overseeing
oversettingly
pan-ecclesiastical
pedestal fair-leader
percussion weld
physical model
physical planning
pressure-gauge
professional mariner
proper polarization
PTSEP
regulatory affairs
relieve themselves
repetition-compulsion
rose spots
saccoon
sauffe
scarlet sulfonate
set-nets
shell enhancement
shlong
shuki
sickle cell anaemia
silkworm litter
smerk
social diversity
strain on the tenter-hooks
thegarden
to lie at anchor
trutches
unanimities
unequalize
unequivocal
vertical load on trestle
villanel
viscoelastic beam
waste burial
welfares
Zanthoxylum dissitum