时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. "Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news & some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live. "That's the good news?" wails 1 Jones, "What is the bad news?" The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, "I should have told you yesterday!!!"



小伙子去医院询问诊断结果。“琼斯先生,我要告诉你一个好消息和一个坏消息,好消息是你只能活24小时了。”“这是好消息?”琼斯惨叫了一声,“那么坏消息呢?”医生苦笑一声:“我应该昨天告诉你这些的。”



痛哭,哭声( wail的名词复数 )
  • The child burst into loud wails. 那个孩子突然大哭起来。
  • Through this glaciated silence the white wails of the apartment fixed arbitrary planes. 在这冰封似的沉寂中,公寓的白色墙壁构成了一个个任意的平面。 来自英汉非文学 - 科幻
学英语单词
-plexy
2-phenoxypropane
Aberfeldy
address syllable
analyzer kit
atikameg r.
back feed factor
bani thawr
be ripe for
bond line (glue line)
bonduc nut
Bromhexim
Chabahar
clamping coupling
cloticasone
cochleosaccular degeneration
complex fibre
compulsory execution
cord test circuit
crutchfield
cyclomethicone
deflocculator
double-end upset forging
downsteepy
economics of irrigation
Eder-Hecht wedge
eluned
entelodont
erythropsin
facing rubber
fast-neutron breeder reactor
for all
funsters
geophone array
granular materials
green calamine (aurichalcite)
hechter
herschell effect
hum bar
hydrotator-thickener
Hypertext Transfer Protocol Daemon
individual treatment
interosseous sacroiliac ligaments
Itapeva
Jacarei
Junior Judge
l.c.c
linear triangulation chain
Lisman
lodge an objection
loose lip
louver screen
magneto-optic(al) bubble display
meadowland
mirror electrodynameter
mysore stilt dance (india)
neurosyphilitic
New Dealism
non-legal investment
normal flysh
Novallas
nucleus originis dorsalis nervi vagi
objectivity of law
online political activism
open burning
oxalinic
perforation of tympanic membrane
pervagor aspricaudus
Petrodvorets
plugging indicator
polymethylenes
Puccinellia micrandra
quote...unquote
rachitis foetalis
random breeding
recovered material
screw-type extrusion machine
siepinski curve
slash at
soapmaking industry
southern beech ferns
split order quantity
squash balls
steel sheet and plate(s)
strip slitting machine
struggle with
submetacentric chromosome
supernice
table mountain pine
taboo slang
thiurad
topical antifungal therapy
UKP
umbilical cord insertion
user input area
van der waal's equation
ventilation property
waiting in
wire brush with handle
Y address
yodocondramina
zemindari