时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Three wishes

三个愿望



A federal office worker finds a lamp in an old file drawer, and as he examines it a genie 1 pops out. For his first of three traditional wishes, he wants to be on a beautiful deserted 2 Island. Poof! There he is. Next, of course, he wants the gorgeous babes, and Poof! There they are. Finally, he realizes he must sustain this great life and wishes he would never have to work. Poof! He's back at the office.



一名政府工作人员在一个放文件的旧抽屉里发现了盏油灯,在他检查这盏油灯的时候,砰的一声一个妖怪冒了出来。他的第一个愿望是要去一个美丽的荒岛。砰!他就在那了。第二个愿望,他想要几个漂亮的女郎。砰!她们出现了。最后,他想永远过着无忧无虑的生活不用工作。砰!他回到了办公室。



n.妖怪,神怪
  • Now the genie of his darkest and weakest side was speaking.他心灵中最阴暗最软弱的部分有一个精灵在说话。
  • He had to turn to the Genie of the Ring for help.他不得不向戒指神求助。
adj.荒芜的,荒废的,无人的,被遗弃的
  • The deserted village was filled with a deathly silence.这个荒废的村庄死一般的寂静。
  • The enemy chieftain was opposed and deserted by his followers.敌人头目众叛亲离。
学英语单词
acidophobe
agrigento (acragas)
AMAUS
anaclitism
anatomy of a murder
anti-flame fiber
antidiarrhoeics
approach shot
black flags
blueprint papers
bradyrhizose
bulk phase
Caluire-et-Cuite
canthitis
cellulose triacetate
ceratium praelongum
chinch type clip
coherent-state representation
commission received on letters of credit
complement deficiency disease
cosynes
country gentleman
cyclo-propagative
dermatokoniosis
deshielding effect
dibenzoyl ketone
domare
dwigh
electrovagogram
ethnography of communication
exito
fajen
fax attack
Field of Wheat
final drawing
fisheries vessel
Foramen costotransversarium
gala(n)tine
germanium-doped detector
ghaffir
giftsets
h(a)ematochrome
heavy non-ferrous metal
herens
hydrocarbon generating ratio
impignorations
incurring
input methods
interbrace
irrigation science
Islamicizes
isoheliotrine
isovenenatine
josephson coefficient
land arm mode
Latibon
leucithohedron
Lissa
Longden
lyngbya majuscula
macrophoma corchori saw
magmatic concentration
main targets of the plan
media filter
nail clippers
nanofarad
Naricual
non-government professional association
nonservile
occluded front
olb
palatine root
paracyclophane
Pars medialis
physiological acidic fertilizer
ploegs
private-use
Protocroein
psychopathologically
Pteroloma triquetrum
recirculation loop
rivermouths
Sawyer, L.
short neuron
small pulse
small-scale problem
socioeconomic statistics
sodium polyanetholesulfonate
substile
superlattice reflection
table select
telkom
three-arm
tomlins
top handling attachment
Trematodontoideae
tribromoacetaldehyde
triens
vapor emission
watsham
world-wise
zero degree