时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Three wishes

三个愿望



A federal office worker finds a lamp in an old file drawer, and as he examines it a genie 1 pops out. For his first of three traditional wishes, he wants to be on a beautiful deserted 2 Island. Poof! There he is. Next, of course, he wants the gorgeous babes, and Poof! There they are. Finally, he realizes he must sustain this great life and wishes he would never have to work. Poof! He's back at the office.



一名政府工作人员在一个放文件的旧抽屉里发现了盏油灯,在他检查这盏油灯的时候,砰的一声一个妖怪冒了出来。他的第一个愿望是要去一个美丽的荒岛。砰!他就在那了。第二个愿望,他想要几个漂亮的女郎。砰!她们出现了。最后,他想永远过着无忧无虑的生活不用工作。砰!他回到了办公室。



n.妖怪,神怪
  • Now the genie of his darkest and weakest side was speaking.他心灵中最阴暗最软弱的部分有一个精灵在说话。
  • He had to turn to the Genie of the Ring for help.他不得不向戒指神求助。
adj.荒芜的,荒废的,无人的,被遗弃的
  • The deserted village was filled with a deathly silence.这个荒废的村庄死一般的寂静。
  • The enemy chieftain was opposed and deserted by his followers.敌人头目众叛亲离。
学英语单词
8-hydroxy-2-(di-n-propylamino)tetralin
Aleutian Islands National Wildlife Refuge
ascribed statuses
at the root of
auxiliary water-cooled water chiller unit
bandy about
beam duty factor
Betula populifolia
blackwells
Brocard circle
broker's representative
categorising
cement
cephalic pole
Chiluage
cigarmaker
cloth bag
coach potato
consignee's covers
coomber
davis
Deoxypeganine
descending velocity of dust
diefendorf
diffused-light polariscope
divining rod
drug-fast
empressite
erroneous tendency
esfera
extraembryonic cavity
ficus ficus
foreign interstitial
frost haze
gegs
gigantiform
glenea chrysomaculata
gossypium asepticum
government trade mission
graphite whisker reinforcement
headed chromosome
hexokinasse
hollow leg
homoseryl
hot-spotting
hunt-the-thimble
immune suppressant drugs
jade pendant
jet stack
jingan
jintaos
kittenhood
Kumielsk
launches
launching pads
legitimacy status
leininger
low-reflectances
Mecklin
metal tap
mini PC
miter angle
Momordica-Glycosides
monkey around with sth
multiple heading
narbo
near-zone electric-field-strength meter
network timing
normorphine
palaeoclimatologist
panel stiffness
parsley family
peacock copper (ore)
peak-to-peak deviation
postgasm
principal projection
purifiable
puttocks
re-emergences
red terror
resulting mixture
retrograde infection
rub ... down
safety alert
seal groove cavity
sentience
short range navigation (shoran)
Spinach-Dock
strifes
tennapacers
test bias
tipilike
transient routine
unclusters
upstream facing
vermiform filling defect
vertical calibration goniometer
washed drift
waverly
wooden rail
write after read
zero load method