时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Three wishes

三个愿望



A federal office worker finds a lamp in an old file drawer, and as he examines it a genie 1 pops out. For his first of three traditional wishes, he wants to be on a beautiful deserted 2 Island. Poof! There he is. Next, of course, he wants the gorgeous babes, and Poof! There they are. Finally, he realizes he must sustain this great life and wishes he would never have to work. Poof! He's back at the office.



一名政府工作人员在一个放文件的旧抽屉里发现了盏油灯,在他检查这盏油灯的时候,砰的一声一个妖怪冒了出来。他的第一个愿望是要去一个美丽的荒岛。砰!他就在那了。第二个愿望,他想要几个漂亮的女郎。砰!她们出现了。最后,他想永远过着无忧无虑的生活不用工作。砰!他回到了办公室。



n.妖怪,神怪
  • Now the genie of his darkest and weakest side was speaking.他心灵中最阴暗最软弱的部分有一个精灵在说话。
  • He had to turn to the Genie of the Ring for help.他不得不向戒指神求助。
adj.荒芜的,荒废的,无人的,被遗弃的
  • The deserted village was filled with a deathly silence.这个荒废的村庄死一般的寂静。
  • The enemy chieftain was opposed and deserted by his followers.敌人头目众叛亲离。
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