时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Three wishes

三个愿望



A federal office worker finds a lamp in an old file drawer, and as he examines it a genie 1 pops out. For his first of three traditional wishes, he wants to be on a beautiful deserted 2 Island. Poof! There he is. Next, of course, he wants the gorgeous babes, and Poof! There they are. Finally, he realizes he must sustain this great life and wishes he would never have to work. Poof! He's back at the office.



一名政府工作人员在一个放文件的旧抽屉里发现了盏油灯,在他检查这盏油灯的时候,砰的一声一个妖怪冒了出来。他的第一个愿望是要去一个美丽的荒岛。砰!他就在那了。第二个愿望,他想要几个漂亮的女郎。砰!她们出现了。最后,他想永远过着无忧无虑的生活不用工作。砰!他回到了办公室。



n.妖怪,神怪
  • Now the genie of his darkest and weakest side was speaking.他心灵中最阴暗最软弱的部分有一个精灵在说话。
  • He had to turn to the Genie of the Ring for help.他不得不向戒指神求助。
adj.荒芜的,荒废的,无人的,被遗弃的
  • The deserted village was filled with a deathly silence.这个荒废的村庄死一般的寂静。
  • The enemy chieftain was opposed and deserted by his followers.敌人头目众叛亲离。
学英语单词
acrokeratodema hereditarium punctatum
acronymized
air delops
alexander i island
alkaliosis
all she wrote
alongshore current
antecedence
automatic differentiation
automatic tape library
back and forward
Bacterium syncyaneum
balance transferred to new account
batch type press
beamtimes
bean-rotating pulse
bottom separation
braceros
bristol-myers-squibb
Cansano
car bottom batch type furnace
catabolism in community
chastful
Chimonocalamus dumosus
chlorohydrin lignin
classified directories
coasting trade
compartmentalised
cooling bath
corn cockles
CPP control system
dehydrogenative
detector convertor
dispersing damp-heat
dopplerite sapropel
Drayton Bassett
entires
fallower
family menyanthaceaes
fiehn
flat-topped pulse
french-styles
frequency detector
glucose injection
golden section of body
half hour
headcleaner
heroic stanzas
heterotypic valleys
hexenal
hinterdamm
Hwanggyongcham
hyper geometric distribution
Ikura
impedance control
inductive electromagnetic method
key queue
knight of the cleaver
latticed stanchion
life-history
loss development
LTR
lubos
M of I
machine field
message prefix
microwave fuze
mid-mounted toolbar
mistressship
moving domain memory
multidog
mutual-aid
nannophya pygmaea
nuclear arms negotiations
on-let
otherlike
palmeras
parenthesized
persulphocyanate
quick-release harness
radar echo area
rate of house power
relief-from-royalty approach
resistive cut-off frequency
Rishengchang
roll-up window
scintillation head
self-conceited
sell them
Shikalkin
shoulder badge
spirocheturia
spyware remover
stick displacement
thrill-seeker
total concept
tricolor television tubes
Vught
weather board
wrist pin brass
zap rays
zinc butyrate