时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


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A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided 1 to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap 2 of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving 3 widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here."



有个人去牙买加度假,他的妻子正好出差,所以打算在他到之后的第二天去找他。他到了宾馆,想要给妻子发封邮件,但是记着邮箱的纸找不到了,于是他凭着记忆把信发到了一个邮箱。很不幸,他漏掉了一个字母,因此他的信发到了一个老传教士的妻子的邮箱里,而传教士恰好在前一天去世了。悲痛的老妇人察看邮箱,看着显示器屏幕她尖叫一声,随后就倒在地上死去了。听到她的声音,家人赶忙跑进她的房间,只见这样一句话显示在屏幕上:“亲爱的,快来吧。为了你明天的到来,一切都准备好了。爱你的丈夫。顺便说一句,这里可真够热的。”



adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
n.碎片;废料;v.废弃,报废
  • A man comes round regularly collecting scrap.有个男人定时来收废品。
  • Sell that car for scrap.把那辆汽车当残品卖了吧。
感到悲痛,伤心( grieve的现在分词 ); 使…伤心
  • They are still grieving for their dead child. 他们还在为死去的孩子伤心。
  • The news brought no solace to the grieving relations. 这个消息并未给悲痛的家属带来什么安慰。
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anterior joint dislocation
antisway
appension
average number of lambs per birth
avoidable error
azide
bacules
Bedarrides
begram
bioingredient
blue-sky thinking
boiled wort
bottom tracking
bozovics
by-lane
cambric insulated wire
car light
caudofemoralis muscle
cenozoology
Character-seed
chronovisors
circle coordinate diagram
cone capacitor
COPAC
copshop
datagate
displicence
domestic stoneware
domestic-
Elaeocarpus nitentifolius
element complexity
endostethoscope
ethylenediamine dihydrochloride
Faneromeni, Akra
Firefox OS
fitting a straight line
fleasome
genus lespedezas
graduate away
grind brake block
heat absorption capacity coefficient
innuendos
IUWCC
kilometre interval of running responsible accident
leading character
lizcano
loop cell
maryland chickens
master wheel
masyn
megaselia (megaselia) pedicellata
Mendorf
modal time
multiplex tetrode system
mustang mints
nasolabioplasty
night-rail
nonincarcerated
Ober-Flörsheim
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
open - end mortgage
Pacific Stock Exchange
Padam
pass the cap round
pharmacogenetic
phokis
phonon scattering
photoelectron escape altitude
plutonium(vi) dioxydichloride
positive chemotropism
probabilistic error estimation
propyl xanthonate
Purchase by International Post
put full
Ranst
recombineering
repelling goal
reply if negative
rod strainghtener
sapphirewing
signature specimen
snoir
spatula-shaped
statoreceptors
stoneham
storable cost
subtrapezoid
Taraxacum iliense
Teignmouth
tetraphenoxysilane
the second Advent
topcloths
twist arm
two-space fluid coupling
unsteel
upgiven
velocity turbine
vent cowl
ventral valve
whistle budding
working-people
yellow wood anemone