时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


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Computer problem

电脑问题



I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division 1 for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled 2 me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta 3, and yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges,delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas. After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of yellow paper?"



我在惠普公司打印机部做技术支持工作已经有一个月了,有一天我接到一位客户的电话,她的问题我没办法解决。她的问题是:打印机不能打出来黄色,但是其它颜色都正常。这让我觉得很纳闷,因为三原色就是蓝、红、黄。我建议客户更换墨盒、删了驱动程序然后重新安装,但是都没有效果。我咨询同事们,他们也不知道该怎么办。经过两个多小时的交涉,我打算让客户把打印机寄给我们,这时候她平静地说了一句:“我是不是应该把这张黄纸扔了换一张白纸再打印试试。”

 



n.区分,分开,除法,公司,部门,师(军队里)
  • Have you learnt division?你学会除法了吗?
  • The division commander ordered that we start the attack before dawn.师长令我们在拂晓前发起攻击。
adj.带有障板的,阻挡的v.使困难,使为难( baffle的过去式和过去分词 )
  • The question baffled me completely and I couldn't answer it. 这个问题把我彻底难倒了,我答不出来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • Her question has baffled me. 她的问题把我难倒了。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
n..紫红色(的染料);adj.紫红色的
  • In the one photo in which she appeared, Hillary Clinton wore a magenta gown.在其中一张照片中,希拉里身着一件紫红色礼服。
  • For the same reason air information is printed in magenta.出于同样的原因,航空资料采用品红色印刷。
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accruals accounting
acrylic monomer
all metal magnetron
allowed cell rate
alloying junction transistor
apple pomace
assembled source program statement
atmogeochemistry
be beyond sufferance
boulette
cane mud
Cassia augustifolia
CD Text
clermont-tonnerre
cryptovalence
datum line beam
Dermochelyidae
designing institute
discrete time model
double endowment insurance
draw wages without working
ductus pancreaticus accessorius
electronic temperature control system
energy-independent
enrithermophile
error of estimate
experimental technique
expromittere
fault protection
field fracture
finny tribe
flash loss
fraction failed test
give the reins to
gynecological physiology
H-2 restriction
hard information
harwin
helmet liner
heptode mixer
high-pressure vessel
isotrihydroxycholene
labour productivity index
least square solution
listen to reason
literary executrix
local resistance of airflow
local school board
magnesium oxide slurry
make a drawing
Marchaux
market space
military deception
mixed feed manufacture
narrow-size distribution
neneh
not any
ocnophil
one class
over-rude
overtaking meter
Peralta de Alcofea
pisce
pointes
polymer crystallite
porcupinitic
posigrade
quinin salacetate
radial resolving power
Reeuwijk
resident control system
restalrigs
roller shape straightening machine
rublis
SAP Business ByDesign
Satco alloy
sattle
Schweinerei
search count
semi-perfect
shake our sides
shelf characteristic
silicon symmetrical switch
spouting fountain
stegny
stratum vasculare
structural natural gas
subruban telephone line
Taraxacum imbricatius
tatous
ten-code
to make up
Tokrau
touch a string
Truncus subclavius sinister
untraitored
valve spring seat key
vibrating filter
yadda
yellen
zpd