英语笑话听力+文本：Turkey and football火鸡与足球
时间：2019-02-15 作者：英语课 分类：英语笑话（MP3+文本）
Turkey and football
火鸡与足球
The pro 1 football team had just finished their daily practice when a large turkey came strutting 2 onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement 3, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive 4 line! When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!! You made the team and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey shouted, "I want to know if I’ll be playing Thanksgiving Day?!!"
足球队结束了一天的训练，这时一只火鸡来到场地上。在球员们惊异的注视之下，它走到主教练面前要求一次试训的机会。火鸡过了一个又一个人突破了整条后防线，而每个人都是在那静静的看着。当火鸡回到边线的地方，教练喊道，“太出色了！你是我们的一员了，我要给你一个大大的奖励。”“奖励就算了吧，”火鸡喊道，“我想知道是否可以在感恩节的时候上场！”
- The two debating teams argued the question pro and con.辩论的两组从赞成与反对两方面辩这一问题。
- Are you pro or con nuclear disarmament?你是赞成还是反对核裁军？
- He, too, was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle. 他也是非常自大，在城堡里大摇大摆地走。
- The pompous lecturer is strutting and forth across the stage. 这个演讲者在台上趾高气扬地来回走着。
- All those around him looked at him with amazement.周围的人都对他投射出惊异的眼光。
- He looked at me in blank amazement.他带着迷茫惊诧的神情望着我。