时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Fat free

油是免费的



I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat Free French Fries. I decided 1 to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer which were dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order. "Just a minute!" I said. 'Those aren't fat free." "Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes.... The fat is free!"



有一次我走进一家快餐店,被一个标志牌吸引了,上面写着“无油薯条”。我打算尝尝,但是看到服务员从锅里捞出的一篮薯条沾满了油,真是吓了我一大跳。他给我装了一袋,账单上显示出价钱。“等会儿,”我说,“这不是无油的?”“是的,我们只对薯条收费,油是免费的!”



adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
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