英语笑话听力+文本：我们分享一切
时间：2019-02-15 作者：英语课 分类：英语笑话（MP3+文本）
【生词预览】
elderly近老年的，split分开，assure向??保证，implore 1恳求，snap
咂咂嘴
笑话原文】
We Share Everything
An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries.
A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.
"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite.
"I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists.
"She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
Unconvinced, the trucker implores 2 the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
中文译文】
我们分享一切
一对老夫妇在汉堡王餐厅吃饭，他们小心翼翼地将汉堡和薯条分成两份。
一个卡车司机非常同情他们，就提议想给老太太单独点一份。
“没关系的。”老先生说，“我们分享一切。”
几分钟后，卡车司机注意到老太太还没吃一口东西。
他再次对老先生说，“我真的不介意请您妻子吃一顿……”
“她会吃的，”老先生向他保证，“我们分享一切。”
司机不太相信，恳求老太太，“你为什么不吃一点？”
老太太咂咂嘴，“我在等他的假牙。”
词汇讲解】
1.elderly年长的／近老年的/老人。Old与elderly： old是老的意思 older是比老还要老的意思；elder是年长，elderly是年长者 。He is an old man.[他是个老人。] He is older[他更老。]She is my elder sister.[她是我的姐姐。] Please give up your seat for the elderly[请把位子让给年长者。]
2.split分离，划分。有时与up连用，比如：split up a cake into 4 lots.把蛋糕分成4份。注意：它的过去分词也是split，进行时是splitting，双写t。
3.offer在文中是“主动表示愿意做某事”的意思。还有“出价”之意：I’ll offer you nine pounds for it.这件东西我愿出9镑买下来。
4.unconvinced怀疑的。She looks unconvinced, but says nothing.她看上去没有信服，但不作声。
5.implore恳求，哀求，乞求。可作及物动词：I implore you to help me.恳请你帮助我。也可作不及物动词：The prisoner implored 3 pardon.囚犯哀求赦免。
6.snap在文中是“咂嘴”的意思。它也有“怒声责骂”之意：I snapped at him to sit down.我厉声命他坐下。
- I implore you to write. At least tell me you're alive.请给我音讯，让我知道你还活着。
- Please implore someone else's help in a crisis.危险时请向别人求助。
- Every movie we see, every story we are told implores us to wait for it. 我们看的每一部电影，听的每一个故事都恳求着我们驻足等待。
- Every movie we see, every story we're told implores is to wait for it. 我们看的每场电影，听过的每个故事都告诉我们要耐心等待。