【生词预览】 lobster 龙虾, claw 爪子 【笑话原文】 BringMetheWinner Waiter,thislobsterhasonlyoneclaw. I'msorry,sir.Itmusthavebeeninafight. Well,bringmethewinnerthen. 【中文译文】 给我那个打赢的吧 服务员,这个龙虾只

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【生词预览】 vibrate 使震动, conscience 良心 【笑话原文】 TheAdvantageofNoise WhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherorn

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【生词预览】 hurry 催促, prohibit 禁止 【笑话原文】 AllRight Hurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited. Uh-oh, Isaid,realizingmymistake. Ijustmakeanillegalturn. Iguessit'sallright, mydaughter

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BreakUp Agirljustbrokeupwithherboyfriend. Heyelled,You'llneverfindanyonelikemeagain! Thegirlanswered,Ishouldhopenot. Notes: 1.Agirljustbrokeupwithherboyfriend. 一个女孩刚和她的男朋支分手。 up 在这里当副词,用以强调事情的结束

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PackUp Anexcitedhusbandyelledtohiswife , Packupyourthings;Ijustwonthings;Ijustwonthelottery! Shereplied , HowmanydaysshouldIpackfor?Heanswered,Forever! Notes: 1.Anexcitedhusbandyelledtohiswife , Packupyourthings;Ijustwonthings;Ijustwonthelotter

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the nearest land There was an Olympic swimming champion on the Titanic. He was very confident he could survive. He asked the captain, How far away is the nearest land? The captain replied,About one mile. The man got excited and asked, In which direct

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Only in the States Only in the States can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only Americans order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a Diet Coke. Only in the U.S.A. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Notes:

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Three gorillas Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one. The first one was sick, the second was being a copycat and the third gave in to peer pressure. Notes: 1. Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one. 有三只猩猩一个一个地从树上掉

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fairy tales A little girl asked her dad, Pop, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? He replied, No,honey, some fairy tales begin with ' If elected I promise to improve everything'. Notes: 1. A little girl asked her dad, Pop, do all fair

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Bill Clinton Why did Bill Clinton get fired from his job at K.F.C.? Because he couldn't keep his lips off the breasts and thighs. Notes: 1.Why did Bill Clinton get fired from his job at K.F.C.? 为什么比尔克林顿被肯德基炒了鱿鱼? 2.Be

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Michael Jackson How do you distinguish between the king of pop Michael Jackson and a shopping bag? One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with... the other is used to carry things you buy. Notes: 1.How do you distinguish between

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【生词预览】 direction 指示, exclaim 惊呼 【笑话原文】 YouHaven tFoundItyet? Amangotlostonthewaytothetheaterinasmalltown.Hestoppedatafarmhouse,whereawomangavehimexcellentdirections.Aweeklaterhewentbacktoseeanotherplay,gotlostagainan

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【生词预览】 breakfast 早餐, swim 游泳, wonder 想知道 【笑话原文】 WhyThreeTimes? Theteachertoldtheclassthestoryofamanwhoswamariverthreetimesbeforebreakfast. Johnnylaughed. Doyoudoubtthatagoodswimmercoulddothat?askedtheteacher.

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【生词预览】 Goethe 歌德, stroll 漫步, hostile 怀有敌意的 【笑话原文】 Goethe sTolerance GoethewasoncestrollingonanarrowpathinaparkinWeimar.Asluckwouldhaveit,hemetwithacriticwhowashostiletohim.Bothofthemstopped,staringateacho

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【生词预览】 entertain 招待 【笑话原文】 RoomTemperature ToentertainabusinesspartnerfromCalifornialastwinter,ItookhimtoarestaurantinBoston.Weorderedredwine,whicharrivedicycold,seeminglystraightfromtherefrigerator. Oh,miss, myguestsaidto

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【生词预览】 cafeteria 自助餐厅或食堂 【笑话原文】 TheWaytoKeepAwayFlies Therewasacustomerwhocameandaskedawaiterinacafeteria,Oh,tellme,Susan,howdoyoukeepallthefliesoutofyourcoffeeshop? Soshesaid,Ijustletthefliestastethestuff. 【中文

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【生词预览】 resident 住客, casually 漫不经心地 【笑话原文】 ARealWinner Oneresidentofourretirementcenterlovedtotalkpolitics.Followingtheelection,Iaskedhimifhe dpickedawinner. Well, hecasuallyreplied, themanIvotedforlost. Youseem

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【生词预览】 headcount 人口调查, bid (过去式 bade )告别, desperate 情急的, jumpsuit 连衣裤 【笑话原文】 IWanttoGetoutofHere Iwasreviewingmyclient scasewithhiminprisonwhenitwasannouncedthatvisitorshad15minutestolea

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找一个从未准时来上班的员工谈话。我告诉她,她的迟到是不能被公司接受的而且其他员工已经注意到她每天早上的晚到。听完我的意见,她同意她造成了一个问题,她甚至提供了一个解决方

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This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses. One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations. I wantyesorno,thundered counsel.There is no need for yo

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