时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Bill Clinton



Why did Bill Clinton get fired from his job at K.F.C.? Because he couldn't keep his lips off the breasts and thighs 1.

Notes:

1.Why did Bill Clinton get fired from his job at K.F.C.?

为什么比尔·克林顿被肯德基炒了鱿鱼?



2.Because he couldn't keep his lips off the breasts and thighs.

因为他没办法让他的嘴唇离开鸡胸和鸡腿。



克林顿在当总统期间,桃色新闻闹得满城风雨,最知名 的当数与白宫实习生(intern)莱温斯基(Monica Lewinsky)那 一段。他的屡屡出轨据说是由于儿时心理受创所造成的。如果他所受的精神创伤无法治愈,那么他在肯德基上班的时候,客人点的鸡胸和鸡腿都会留有他的唇印。这个笑话嘲讽他贪恋女色。



1 thighs
n.股,大腿( thigh的名词复数 );食用的鸡(等的)腿
  • He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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