时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

fairy tales



A little girl asked her dad, "Pop, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?" He replied, "No,honey, some fairy tales begin with ' If elected I promise to improve everything'."



Notes:

1. A little girl asked her dad, "Pop, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?"

一个小女孩问他爸爸说:"爸爸是,不是所有的童话故事都是以‘在很久很久以前’开头的?"



这里的“upon”同义与on相同,是表示时间的介词.意 思是“在…只是前者语气较为严肃,通常用于文章, “Once upon a time”是西方童话故事的标准开场。



2. He replied, "No,honey, some fairy tales begin with ' If elected I promise to improve everything'."

他回答:“不是,亲爱的,有些童话故事的开头是:‘如果我当选,我发誓改善一切’。”



童话故事都是虚构出来的故亊。也就是说,如果有人说 “如果我当选,我发誓改善一切。”就表示他在说谎.因为这 句话就像童话故事一样,并不会真的发生。这个笑话嘲讽候选人在选举期间所开的支票是不会兑现的。



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