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牙牙学英语之小笑话:晚餐宾客

Guests for dinner 晚餐宾客 There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge.

发表于:2018-12-06 / 阅读(104) / 评论(0) 分类 牙牙学英语

英语笑话听力+文本：Puzzle 困惑

Puzzle Abusinessmangotonanelevatorwithabusinesswoman. Shesmiledathimandsaid,T-G-I-F.Hesmiledbackandsaid,S-H-I-T. Thewomanwassurprisedandpuzzled. Shesaid,T-G-I-F ， ThankGoodnessIt'sFriday,getit? Themananswered,Sorry,Honey,It'sThursday. Notes: 1.Abus

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(39) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Paper Shredder 碎纸机

PaperShredder ACEOstandinginfrontofapapershredderaskedayoungexecutiveforhelp. Hesaid ， Thisisaverysensitiveandimportjuitdocument!Canyoumakethisthingwork? Certainly,saidtheyoungman.Heturnedthemachineon,pressedthebuttonandthepaperwentinside. TheCEOsa

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：CEO 总裁

Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. Hisfriendreplied,Wow!HemustbetheCEOofacorporation. Tomsaid,No ， hecutsthegrassinacemetery. Notes: 1.Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. 汤姆告诉他的明友

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(43) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Math Test 数学考试

Alittleboytoldhisdadheflunkedhismathtest. Thefatheraskedhissonwhy. Thekidreplied,Themathwhizwhositsnexttomewasabsentonthedayofthetest. Notes: 1.Alittleboytoldhisdadheflunkedhismathtest. 一个小男孩告诉他爸爸，他的数学考试没及格 . f

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：What's she like?她什么样子？

Alittlegirlwaslost ， soshewentuptoapolicemanandsaid,I'velostmymom! Thecopsaid,What'sshelike? Thelittlegirlreplied,Shoppingandgossiping! Notes: 1.Alittlegirlwaslost ， soshewentuptoapolicemanandsaid,I velostmymom! 有一个小女孩儿走丢了，于

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：One Hundred 一百分

Atrickygirlsaid,Mom ， Igotaonehundredinschooltoday! Themomreplied,Great,sweetie,tellmeaboutit. Thegirlreluctantlysaid,Well ， Igotatwentyinmath ， athirtyinhistoryandafiftyinspelling. Notes: 1.Atrickygirlsaid,Mom ， Igotaonehundredinschooltoday!

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(44) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Lincoln 林肯

Afathertoldhisson,WhenLincolnwasyouragehewalkedtenmilestoschooleveryday. Thekidreplied,Well ， whenhewasyourage ， hewaspresident! Notes: 1.Afathertoldhisson,WhenLincolnwasyouragehewalkedtenmilestoschooleveryday. 一个父亲告诉他的儿子：当林

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：搞定凹痕的办法

【生词预览】 dent 凹痕， wee 极小的， tailpipe 排气管 【笑话原文】 RolluptheWindowsFirst Awomangotadentinhercarandtookitintotherepairshop.Therepairmandecidedtohaveaweebitoffun.Sohetoldherallshehadtodowastotakeithomeandblowinthet

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(45) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：趁警察不在

【生词预览】 cop 警察， viaduct 立交桥 【笑话原文】 IDon tSeeanyCops TwoKentuckiansweredrivingacontainercardownaroadwhentheycametoaviaduct.Thesignsaid10feet5inches,sotheygotouttomeasuretheirtruck.Unfortunately,thetruckwasjustover12f

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(45) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：礼物该给谁

【生词预览】 summon召唤，obedient顺从的，talk back顶嘴 【笑话原文】 Who Should Be Given the Present A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, Wh

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：国王的兄弟

【生词预览】 charity善心，kingdred亲属关系，moan呻吟 【笑话原文】 The Kings Brother A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. Thinking desiring to know how h

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Please speak English 请讲英语

Please speak English 请讲英语 词汇扫描 exterior angle （几何形状的）外角 corresponding 对应的 interior angle（几何形状的）内角 take notes 记笔记 英文原文 I'm a high school geometry teacher and I started one lesson

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(44) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：I would prefer the traditional service

I would prefer the traditional service 我还是喜欢传统的仪式 A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Three wishes三个愿望

Three wishes 三个愿望 A federal office worker finds a lamp in an old file drawer, and as he examines it a genie pops out. For his first of three traditional wishes, he wants to be on a beautiful deserted Island. Poof! There he is. Next, of course

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：A Hasty Interruption轻率的插话

A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Turkey and football火鸡与足球

Turkey and football 火鸡与足球 The pro football team had just finished their daily practice when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Ev

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Waiting Room候诊室

Waiting Room 候诊室 There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, Congratulations you're the father of twins! He says, Great! I am the manager

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：A dog can play the piano会弹钢琴的狗

A dog can play the piano 会弹钢琴的狗 A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, Get out of here with that dog! The guy says, But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano! The bartender replies, Well, if he can p

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：The surf was too loud(海浪声太大了)

【英文原文】 Some people just aren't happy unless they have something to complain about. I stayed in a beautiful hotel right on the beach in California -- an idyllic spot, you would think. But while I was waiting to check out, I heard the manag

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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