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Where Do You keep Yours ? 你的东西放到哪儿去了? The famous but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. 一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视，一位年轻的实习医生跟着他。
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Be kind to animals 爱护动物 The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, 有个人牵了三只大蜥蜴走进一家汉堡店，老板吓了一跳。 but when the man ordered four hamburgers with f
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Unit6 Umgwalagwala 第六节 安瓜拉瓜拉 A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people. 一位政客抵达一处印第安人居留地向居住在该
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Wife's Begging 妻子的祈求 Two men were talking at the break-room. 两位男士正在休息室淡论着。 One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. 一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。 In the end he said
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A Half 一半 Doctor, lately I only hear half as well as I suppose to. 医生，最近我的听力只有我应该听到的一半。 I don't understand that, but let's try a small test. 我不太明白，但是让我们做个小测试。 Say after me:
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Let Me Show You How 让我教你 A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. 一家超市雇用了一个年轻人，他第一天上班报到。 The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and
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God is Watching 上帝在看着 The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. 学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。 At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 在桌子的一头有一大堆苹果。 The nun made a note, and posted o
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The Thinker 《思想者》 Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker. 两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思想者》。 What do you suppose he's thinking about?asked one. 你猜他在想什么其中一个问道
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May We Have Our Teacher Back? 能让我们老师回去吗? While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. 在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委
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Okay, Who Cut the Cheesee? 谁在放屁? A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time. 有位年轻人第一次去拜访女朋友的父母亲。 He had been quite nervous about it, 他好紧张， and his nervousness was manif
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A Proud Father 骄傲的老爸 The concerned father was puzzled because his son s grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college, 一位关心儿子的老爸对于念大学的儿子成绩每况愈下一直想不懂， so he called the dean
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We're in the Same Boat 同病相怜 The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye. 一位年轻人因为他有只木制的眼睛而感到非常自卑。 His friends would often invite him to dance parties, 他的朋友常会邀请
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Where Do You keep Yours ? 你的东西放到哪儿去了? The famous but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. 一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视，一位年轻的实习医生跟着他。
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A Satisfied Gustomer 一位心满意足的客户 A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller. 有一位相貌粗鲁的家伙走进银行对柜台职员说: I wanna open a god-damned checking account. 我想开个你他妈的
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The Perfect Solution 完美解决之道 President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff. 史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。 Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration: 忽然间他心中突发奇想， You know, I thin
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Don't Get Caught 不要被逮着了! Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck. 在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。 No,nothing today,b
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And You Think You've Got Problems? 你认为你有问题吗? Boy, have I got problems! the man said to the psychiatrist. 乖乖，我真的有毛病了!一位老兄对精神病医生说道。 Go ahead and tell me about them 继续说，告诉我你的问
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A Precocious Child 一个早熟的小孩 When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home, 当挨家挨户兜售东西的推销员按了一幢郊区房子的门铃后， he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door
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Make a Wish！ 许个愿吧! Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread. 每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一户人家，他总是看见一个
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You said what? 你说什么？ Moe, Larry and Curly had been stranded on a desert island. They were walking along disconsolately when Moe happened to kick a bottle lying in the sand. 莫伊、赖利和卷毛因船触礁搁浅而被困在一个无人荒
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