时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:经典双语笑话


英语课

 Don't Get Caught 不要被逮着了!


Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck. 在森林保护区内,有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。
"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday.  “今天什么也没有,不过你应该昨天来见我才是。
I caught fourteen bass 1 in the morning and another twelve in the afternoon!" 昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼,下午钓了十二尾呢!”
"Well, that's very interesting. “哦,那相当不错嘛。
 Do you know who I am?" 你知道我是谁吗?”
"No." “不知道。”
"I happen to be the game warden 2." “我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。”
"Oh.And do you know who I am? “哦,那你又知道我是谁吗?
I'm the biggest liar 3 you ever laid eyes on." 我是你所发现最会说谎话的人。”
1.preserve 保护;维护;禁区
例句:People smoke fish to preserve them.
人们把鱼熏制一下以便保存。
2.stroll 漫步;流浪;转悠
例句:I used to stroll along the beach on Sundays.
我过去常在星期天沿海滩散步。
3.warden 负责人;管理员
例句:Instinctively 4 I knew he was the game warden.
凭直觉,我知道他是个护猎员。
4.liar 说谎的人;骗子
例句:She laid about him, calling him a liar and a cheat.
她攻击他, 说他说谎、 是个骗子。

n.男低音(歌手);低音乐器;低音大提琴
  • He answered my question in a surprisingly deep bass.他用一种低得出奇的声音回答我的问题。
  • The bass was to give a concert in the park.那位男低音歌唱家将在公园中举行音乐会。
n.监察员,监狱长,看守人,监护人
  • He is the warden of an old people's home.他是一家养老院的管理员。
  • The warden of the prison signed the release.监狱长签发释放令。
n.说谎的人
  • I know you for a thief and a liar!我算认识你了,一个又偷又骗的家伙!
  • She was wrongly labelled a liar.她被错误地扣上说谎者的帽子。
adv.本能地
  • As he leaned towards her she instinctively recoiled. 他向她靠近,她本能地往后缩。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He knew instinctively where he would find her. 他本能地知道在哪儿能找到她。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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