时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:经典双语笑话


英语课

 Thanks a Lot Sarge 多谢了,班长


The sergeant 1 had just completed the morning inspection 2 of the troops. 一位班长刚完成部队晨间检查。
"Before I dismiss you, there's just one announcement. Private Kowalski, your mother is dead. Dismissed. " “解散之前,有件事要宣布一下,二等兵卡瓦斯基,你母亲已经过世了。解散!”
The soldier was devastated 4, of course, and the lieutenant 5 was appalled 6 at the sergeant's heartlessness. 当然,那位士兵遭受很大的打击,而排长也讶异于班长的冷酷无情。
"For Heaven' s sake, sergeant, next time you have to inform a trooper of a loved one' s demise,please be a little more subtle," he said. “看在老天的份分上,班长,下次你要告诉弟兄们有亲人死亡时,请多用点技巧,委婉一些,”排长说道。
A few weeks later, sorry to say, the sergeant had another opportunity. 几个礼拜之后,很不幸那位班长又有一次机会。
Lining 7 up his troops, he ordered, "All of you whose mother is still alive, step forward. Not you, Johnson. " 集合了部队,他下口令道:“所有妈妈尚健在的,前进一步。你,约翰逊,除外。”

1.troops 部队;队伍
例句:Our troops were disbursed 8 over a wide area.
我们的军队分布在广大地区。
2.devastated 破坏;摧残;蹂躏
例句:Wide regions had been systematically 9 devastate 3 by the enemy or pulverised in the encounter of the armies.
大片大片的地区接连地遭受敌人的破坏,或在两军激战中沦为一片焦土。
3.Lining up 排队
例句:Fans began lining up early in the morning to buy their cup - tie tickets.
球迷大清早就开始排队,等着买优胜杯决赛的入场券。
4.step forward 向前;进展
例句:We have made a great step forward in our negotiations 10.
我们的交涉已有很大的进展。


n.警官,中士
  • His elder brother is a sergeant.他哥哥是个警官。
  • How many stripes are there on the sleeve of a sergeant?陆军中士的袖子上有多少条纹?
n.检查,审查,检阅
  • On random inspection the meat was found to be bad.经抽查,发现肉变质了。
  • The soldiers lined up for their daily inspection by their officers.士兵们列队接受军官的日常检阅。
v.使荒芜,破坏,压倒
  • A few days before,a fire had devastated large parts of Windsor Castle.几天前,温莎城堡的大部分被一场大火烧毁。
  • Earthquakes can also cause tsunamis,which devastate coastal regions.地震还引发海啸,它直接破坏海岸地区。
v.彻底破坏( devastate的过去式和过去分词);摧毁;毁灭;在感情上(精神上、财务上等)压垮adj.毁坏的;极为震惊的
  • The bomb devastated much of the old part of the city. 这颗炸弹炸毁了旧城的一大片地方。
  • His family is absolutely devastated. 他的一家感到极为震惊。
n.陆军中尉,海军上尉;代理官员,副职官员
  • He was promoted to be a lieutenant in the army.他被提升为陆军中尉。
  • He prevailed on the lieutenant to send in a short note.他说动那个副官,递上了一张简短的便条进去。
v.使惊骇,使充满恐惧( appall的过去式和过去分词)adj.惊骇的;丧胆的
  • The brutality of the crime has appalled the public. 罪行之残暴使公众大为震惊。
  • They were appalled by the reports of the nuclear war. 他们被核战争的报道吓坏了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
n.衬里,衬料
  • The lining of my coat is torn.我的外套衬里破了。
  • Moss makes an attractive lining to wire baskets.用苔藓垫在铁丝篮里很漂亮。
v.支出,付出( disburse的过去式和过去分词 )
  • In the 2000—2008 school year, $426.5 million was disbursed to 349085 students. 2000至2008学年,共有349085名学生获发津贴,总额达4.265亿元。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The bank has disbursed over $350m for the project. 银行已经为这个项目支付了超过3.5亿美元。 来自辞典例句
adv.有系统地
  • This government has systematically run down public services since it took office.这一屆政府自上台以来系统地削减了公共服务。
  • The rainforest is being systematically destroyed.雨林正被系统地毀灭。
协商( negotiation的名词复数 ); 谈判; 完成(难事); 通过
  • negotiations for a durable peace 为持久和平而进行的谈判
  • Negotiations have failed to establish any middle ground. 谈判未能达成任何妥协。
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