时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:经典双语笑话


英语课

 Where Do You keep Yours ? 你的东西放到哪儿去了?


The famous but rather aged 1, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern 2.  一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视,一位年轻的实习医生跟着他。
Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar 3. 突然那名实习医生注意到一件怪事。
"Say, doctor, are you aware that you have a suppository behind your ear?" “医师先生,您有没发现您耳朵放了一支栓剂呢?"
"Oh, shit!" exclaimed the eminent 4 practitioner 5.  “喔!真是糟糕!”那位名医说道,
"Do you know what this means?" “你知道那表示什么吗?”
"What?" “什么呢?”
"Some asshole has got my pen!" “我把我的钢笔塞到某一位病人的屁股里面去了!”
1.make round 巡查;巡视
例句:We had to make a detour 6 round the floods.
我们为避开洪水得绕道而行。
2.followed by 被...跟着;紧接着
例句:The goat was followed by a kid.
大山羊后面跟着一只小山羊。
3.Be aware that 意识到;了解到
例句:Be aware that the infant will cough, sputter 7, and choke during feedings.
注意小儿在吃奶时会咳嗽,喷溅或呛噎。
4.eminent practitioner 名医
例句:"Prithee, friend, leave me alone with my patient," said the eminent practitioner.
“朋友,请让我和我的病人单独呆一会儿,”那位名医说道。

adj.年老的,陈年的
  • He had put on weight and aged a little.他胖了,也老点了。
  • He is aged,but his memory is still good.他已年老,然而记忆力还好。
v.拘禁,软禁;n.实习生
  • I worked as an intern in that firm last summer.去年夏天我在那家商行实习。
  • The intern bandaged the cut as the nurse looked on.这位实习生在护士的照看下给病人包扎伤口。
adj.古怪的,异常的;特殊的,特有的
  • He walks in a peculiar fashion.他走路的样子很奇特。
  • He looked at me with a very peculiar expression.他用一种很奇怪的表情看着我。
adj.显赫的,杰出的,有名的,优良的
  • We are expecting the arrival of an eminent scientist.我们正期待一位著名科学家的来访。
  • He is an eminent citizen of China.他是一个杰出的中国公民。
n.实践者,从事者;(医生或律师等)开业者
  • He is an unqualified practitioner of law.他是个无资格的律师。
  • She was a medical practitioner before she entered politics.从政前她是个开业医生。
n.绕行的路,迂回路;v.迂回,绕道
  • We made a detour to avoid the heavy traffic.我们绕道走,避开繁忙的交通。
  • He did not take the direct route to his home,but made a detour around the outskirts of the city.他没有直接回家,而是绕到市郊兜了个圈子。
n.喷溅声;v.喷溅
  • The engine gave a sputter and died.引擎发出一阵劈啪声就熄火了。
  • Engines sputtered to life again.发动机噼啪噼啪地重新开动了。
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