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Unit5 A True Patriot 第五节 一个真正热爱国家的人 The airplane was obviously in trouble. 飞机显然出了问题。 One engine was on fire, another was sputtering, 一个引擎着火，另一个嘎嘎作响， and the machine was slowly,
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Unit4 Sorry to hear that 第四节听到那样真令人难过 A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed to the ground. 一位外国游客到美国大西部游览，碰到一个印第安人把耳朵紧贴
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Ancient Chinese Wisdom 古老的中国智慧 Once upon a time, in ancient China, the emperor was seriously ill. 很久很久以前在古老的中国，皇帝病重。 None of his esteemed physicians could find a cure, until an ancient sage revealed t
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I didn't take that in 我没有把药吃下去 A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories. 有位理解能力相当迟缓的老兄一直为便秘所苦，因此医
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Troubles with prepositions 介词问题 A new student was just finding his way around Harvard University. 一位哈佛大学新生正在熟悉校园环境。 Excuse me, he aske an upperclassman, can you tell me where the library's at? 对不起，他问
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Face it 用脸去敲钟 Quasimodo had just died, so the rector was looking for a new hunchback to ring the great bell of Notre Dame cathedral. 钟楼怪人刚去世，因此教区的神父正在找一位驼背的人来敲巴黎圣母院的大钟。 B
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A Woman's Answer 女人的回答 A husband said to his wife, 一位丈夫对妻子说： Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish? 为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢？ Well, his wife answered at once. 噢，他的
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Reasons 理由 One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. 一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。 Wake up, son. 起来，儿子。 It's time to go to school. 去学校的时间到了。 But why? I don't wan
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God is Missing 上帝失踪了 There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. 有两兄弟总是搞恶作剧。 If somebody had been locked up in his house, 如果有人被锁在自己的房子里， or if somebody's dog had been painte
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And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ? 你在哪里遇到你太太呢? Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time. 两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。 After the barbers had finished, 理发师刮完他
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How Sweet! 喔，真是恩爱的一对! Two women friends were having tea. 两个女人正在喝茶， Said one to the other, 其中一位对另一位说道： I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... 我已经花了一个礼拜找我的律师
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Home Sweet Home 还是家里好 A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa. 一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。 How did it go? asked his colleagues. 这次打猎顺利吗?同僚问道。 Oh , it was very disappointing, replied the surgeon. 喔
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Play Now Pay Later 先享受后付款 Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world and dallied with many women, 花花公子杰克喜欢到世界各地探险，和许多妓女风流， but in Hong Kong he finally encountered a professional
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Age has it's advantages 老马识途 A young vice president of a bank had embezzled $200,000 and squandered it at the race track. 一位年轻的银行副总裁挪用了二十万美金的公款，并悉数浪费在赛马上。 The bank examiners were
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NO Sweat! 不费吹灰之力 There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes: 一架正飞越安第斯山脉的小飞机上坐着四名乘客： a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid -back budget traveller. 一
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Keep Your Head 头脑要保持冷静! A young man was working in the produce section of a grocery store when a customer asked him for half a head of cabbage. 有一个年轻人在一家杂货店的农产部门工作，一天一位顾客要向他买半颗
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Getting into His Work 专注于工作 The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession. 一位神父非常关切教区内一位年轻美丽的教友幸福
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Learning to Share 学习共同分享 Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, 强尼把一块派一分为二， kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister. 把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。 Hey, said
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Oh，good job 哦，你做的真好 Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a band of ferocious Bedouin. 莫伊。赖利和卷毛三个傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中时，一群残暴的贝都因人把他们
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Now That Hurts 我的牙齿好痛喔! The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed, 一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。 Well, sir, said the dentist, 先生，牙医说道， I'm afraid you've wait
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