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英语笑话：Alphabet Riddles

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect? A: B. (bee) Q: What letter is a part of the head? A: I. (eye) Q: What letter is a drink? A: T. (tea) Q: What letter is a body of water? A: C. (sea) Q: What letter is a vegetable? A: P. (pea)

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - Punishment

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Endearing terms 可爱的称呼

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morr

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Free advice? 免费的建议？

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, t

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Skinny Dipping 裸泳

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - whi

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice

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英文笑话：real play 逼真的演出

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英文笑话：night shift 值夜班遇到的怪事

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英文笑话：Apologyletter 道歉信

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英文笑话：Headstone "Strange"的墓石

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Psychiatrist 精神病医生

Jerry went to a psychiatrist.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Photo 我老婆的照片

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare a

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Interruption 轻率的插话

A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Anniversary 结婚周年纪念

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英文笑话：chief at wedding 警长在婚礼上

在小镇上，一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。“长官”这个男人说，“我可以解释一下。” “安静，”警官打断他说：“我要让你在拘留所等

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(133) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：a tough teacher 强悍的老师

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英语笑话听力+文本：听笑话学英语:good choice 选得真不错

一天，两个工程系的学生在校园里碰面了。一个大声地招呼另一个：嗨！这单车真棒！你在哪弄到的？ 哦另一个回答，有一天，我在去教室的路上遇到一个年轻漂亮的姑娘骑着这辆车，她跳下

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：听笑话学英语:Perfume and new marker 香水和麦克笔

Perfume and new marker 香水和麦克笔 词汇扫描 Instructional assistant 指导员助理 Second-graders 二年级生 Perfume 香水 Marker 麦克笔 英文原文 As an instructional assistant for a public school, part of my job involves teachin

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：你最想要的签名

[00:00.28]Most wanted autograph [00:02.55]最希望得到的签名 [00:05.01]Our university newspaper [00:08.02]runs a weekly question feature. [00:15.23][00:12.80]Recently, the question was: [00:13.36]Whose autograph would you most want to have, [00

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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