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英语笑话：English Joke - A Good Dancer

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - The Second Opinion

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

笑话：I'm sure it is fresh 我保证它很新鲜

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：When a Tiger comes老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：粉红西装卖出去了！

Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了！ When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some v

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：我把他吊起来让他晾干

I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干 Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the de

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：你是怎么引起洪水的？

How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的？ A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Chicken soup 鸡汤

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The best answer 最佳答案

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：I Lost 我输了

It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． “So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？” “You see we're very busy

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话:looking for a companion 找个伴侣

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英文笑话：Poisonous snakes 毒蛇

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英文笑话：Talking clock 会说话的钟

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚

You can marry any one of them One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(136) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：圣彼德的问题

St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(147) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊?

How could anyone stoop so low? Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(126) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Speeding 超速

Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolma

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(128) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了

As soon as you wake up, you're fired Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly plac

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(139) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Smart Housewife 聪明的家庭主妇

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(139) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：你是踢什么位置的？

【生词预览】 shin 胫骨， umptieth 第无数次的 【笑话原文】 WhatPositionDoYouPlay? AfterIhadinjuredoneofmyshinsfortheumptiethtime,mydoctorsuggestedIwearsomesortofprotection.RememberingtheshinguardsIworewhenIplayedsoccerover60yearsag

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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