时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:经典双语笑话


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 And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ? 你在哪里遇到你太太呢?


Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time. 两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。
After the barbers had finished, 理发师刮完他们的胡子后,
each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied 1 to his skin. 两人都被问到要不要在脸上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。
"No, no," answered the first man. “不,不,”第一个先生说。
"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. " “我太太会以为我去过妓院。”
"Go ahead," said the other. “我没关系,”另一个先生说道。
"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! " “我太太从没在妓院待过!”
1.barber shop 理发店
例句:He went into a barber's shop to have his hair cut.
他走进一家理发店去理发。
2.at the same time 同时
例句:Can you watch television and do your homework at the same time?
你能同时看电视和做功课吗?
3.apply to 适用于;申请
例句:Why did you apply to our organization and what do you know about us?
你为什么申请本公司的职位,你对本公司的情况了解多少?
4.whorehouse 妓院;青楼
例句:He didn't pretend to be aloof 2 to despise the girl in whorehouse.
他也不会故做清高,置青楼女子于不顾。

adj.应用的;v.应用,适用
  • She plans to take a course in applied linguistics.她打算学习应用语言学课程。
  • This cream is best applied to the face at night.这种乳霜最好晚上擦脸用。
adj.远离的;冷淡的,漠不关心的
  • Never stand aloof from the masses.千万不可脱离群众。
  • On the evening the girl kept herself timidly aloof from the crowd.这小女孩在晚会上一直胆怯地远离人群。
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