时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:经典双语笑话


英语课

 The Perfect Solution 完美解决之道


President Shrub 1 was flying over the U. S. with his staff. 史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。
Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration: 忽然间他心中突发奇想,
"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. " “我想由窗口扔一张五十元美钞下去,让某个人高兴一下。”
"Mr.President,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?" “总统先生,您为什么不丢五张十元的钞票让五个人高兴呢?”
suggested his celebrated 2 Secretary of State.  著名的国务卿建议道。
Vice 3 President Partridge caught on: 副总统派翠基接着说:
“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?" “啊,总统先生,您为什么不丢五十张一元钞票,好让五十个人高兴呢?”
The pilot turned around and said,  这时飞机驾驶员转身说道:
"Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?" “为什么你不把自己丢出窗外,好让每个人都高兴呢?”

1.fly over 飞越;飞过
例句:They were the first two Englishmen to fly over the Atlantic.
他们是最先飞越大西洋的两个英国人。
2.throw out 扔掉; 不受理; 赶走; 开除
例句:Molly had left her apartment to throw out the rubbish.
莫莉离开她的房间去倒垃圾。
3.catch on 理解;了解;掌握
例句:After a few days on the job, you'll catch on to what you're doing.
工作几天后,你就会对你的工作内容有所了解了。
4.turn around 转身;回头
例句:The bus was so full that I could hardly turn around.
公共汽车上挤得我几乎无法转身。


n.灌木,灌木丛
  • There is a small evergreen shrub on the hillside.山腰上有一小块常绿灌木丛。
  • Moving a shrub is best done in early spring.移植灌木最好是在初春的时候。
adj.有名的,声誉卓著的
  • He was soon one of the most celebrated young painters in England.不久他就成了英格兰最负盛名的年轻画家之一。
  • The celebrated violinist was mobbed by the audience.观众团团围住了这位著名的小提琴演奏家。
n.坏事;恶习;[pl.]台钳,老虎钳;adj.副的
  • He guarded himself against vice.他避免染上坏习惯。
  • They are sunk in the depth of vice.他们堕入了罪恶的深渊。
标签: 双语笑话
学英语单词
5-Nonanol
alkyl aryl recinoleate
amatea
amplitude splitting
anachorism
Anaphalis sinica
angle of twist
Apoi
azollaceaes
be responsible for
branch access type
burn like matchwood
Cachimbo, Sa.do
canary dextrin
clowness
copper-to-glass
counterblow drop hammer
cunt-struck
day of entry
Dendrobium equitans
depeche mode
dequace
design of children at play
diffuse prior
diktyoma
dished section
drill through
dust collector cyclone
elmisaurids
explosion protection
eyeshadow cream
factorial trials
ferri-
fill up a post
glutenins
heme-controlled inhibitor
Herbert Henry Asquith
hess
hypochordal longmuscle
I-peganine
incremental feed
infrared microspectrometry
inspection of fit clearance of propeller
interfacial reaction
laithes
leptaflorine
lift-ups
lindelof
line-breadth phenomenon
lipolytic
magneto volume effect
marine autotraverse positioner
mesenteric vascular occlusion
miniature component
minimal brain dysfunctions
morbid sound
mortise wheel
nephromalacia
newborough
nominal pitch
non-operation
nonflier
Norman Rockwell
Novy-MacNeal blood agar
offence of betraying state secretes
Okinoerabu-jima
operative lay time
output-truncated condensation
overstressing
photointaglio
pilot valve bushing
pissin' it
pontoon-type breakwater
populist-right
posterula
potentiogalvanostat
present angular height
Pseudo Exchange Union
quadchromatic
rate of temperature drop
reference model for open system interconnection
regular creche
reseal voltage
response facilitation effect
rotary spherical digester
ruptura
shaded-pole relay
Sitophylus
soil particle
swing type check mechanism
symphyocladia marchantioides
tedd
theodicy
through transit club
transformation of Gestalt
twerkers
unadornedly
Uncovered Put writing
unspotlighted
vuel
wooks
zig-zags