经典双语笑话 第55期:心满意足的客户
时间：2019-02-15 作者：英语课 分类：经典双语笑话
英语课
A Satisfied Gustomer 一位心满意足的客户
A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller 1. 有一位相貌粗鲁的家伙走进银行对柜台职员说:
"I wanna open a god-damned checking account. " “我想开个你他妈的活期存款账户。”
"CertainLy, sir," replied the young lady, “当然可以啦，先生，”年轻的小姐回答说，
“but there's no need to use that kind of language." “但没有必要使用那种字眼。”
"Hey, get your ass 2 in gear, will ya? “嘿，你他妈的能不能快一点吗?
I'm in a hurry. 我在赶时间呢!”
"Sir, I’m not used to being spoken to in that way. " “先生，我不习惯别人那样子对我说话。”
"I wanna open a fucking checking account, and I want to do it now, understand?" “我要开一个××的活期存款账户，而且要现在就办，懂了吗?”
"Sir, I'm going to get the manager," said the indignant young lady. “先生，我去找经理来。”气愤的年轻小姐说着。
Soon she returned with the manager, a dignified 3 white haired gentleman who asked, 不久她带了经理回来，那位满头白发、看起来很庄严的老先生问道：
"What seems to be the trouble, sir?" “先生，到底有什么问题吗? ’
“I just won $10,000,000 in the lottery 4, and I want to open a goddamn checking account. " “我刚中彩券得了一千万美元，我想开个你他妈的活期存款账户。”
"I see," said the manager warmly. “我知道了，”经理说道，
"And this bitch is giving you trouble?" “而这个臭婊子在给您添麻烦，是吧?”
1.stroll into 漫步走进；晃晃悠悠的走进
例句：Would you stroll into a police station afterward 5 and take a guy hostage?
你会事后晃进警察局抓个人作人质么?
2.walk up to 走向；走近
例句：She walk up to the desk and ask to see the manager.
她走到办公桌前要求见经理。
3.checking account 活期存款；支票账户
例句：Could you tell me the difference between a savings 6 account and a checking account?
请告诉我储蓄存款与支票存款的区别好吗？
4.in gear 处于...状态；准备就绪
例句：When the car is in gear it will move.
汽车挂上档以后，就可以开动了。
n.银行出纳员；(选举)计票员
- The bank started her as a teller.银行起用她当出纳员。
- The teller tried to remain aloof and calm.出纳员力图保持冷漠和镇静。
n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人
- He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
- An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。
a.可敬的，高贵的
- Throughout his trial he maintained a dignified silence. 在整个审讯过程中，他始终沉默以保持尊严。
- He always strikes such a dignified pose before his girlfriend. 他总是在女友面前摆出这种庄严的姿态。
n.抽彩；碰运气的事，难于算计的事
- He won no less than ￡5000 in the lottery.他居然中了5000英镑的奖券。
- They thought themselves lucky in the lottery of life.他们认为自己是变幻莫测的人生中的幸运者。
adv.后来；以后
- Let's go to the theatre first and eat afterward. 让我们先去看戏，然后吃饭。
- Afterward,the boy became a very famous artist.后来，这男孩成为一个很有名的艺术家。
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