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Niecy,so much to talk about.Congratulations on Selma.Thank you. 奈希 有很多可以聊 《塞尔玛游行》很成功 恭喜了 谢谢 And also nice to meet you.We've never met before. 而且很高兴认识你 我们从没见过 It's so nice to me
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That's got to be,that's got to be a trip to see your son playing you at that time in your life. 看到你儿子扮演 那个时候的你一定很有意思 It was like a damn Back to the futuremovie.you know what I mean. 简直就像《回到未来》
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what?What kind of psychopath has one drink a week? 搞毛啊 哪种神经病一周喝一杯啊 Who is this person that I'm very afraid of that just goes one,that's it for me. 这个人是谁啊 我很害怕 他说 就一杯 我够了 For the week?Yea
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I got an award for that joke.Put it right over here in my mind. 我靠这段子获奖了 就放在我脑子里 Crazy story,today in Oklahoma,two men dressed as batman and captain America tried to rob someone at a gas station. 疯狂的消息 今天在俄
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And, it was...it was pretty rough there. 挺艰辛的 I have to say,I had the experience of moving out here, 我得说 我是22岁时 When I was 22 and it was like going to the moon. 搬了过来 简直像登月一样 you know,I was just getting star
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And the last thing I remember seeing was my friend's face, 印象里最后一个画面就是我朋友的脸 reaching for me and then I kind of came to and he had fallen over,he was laughing so hard. 冲我伸过手来 我醒来时 他却摔倒了 他笑
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Thank you,everybody.How are you guys?That's good.Me too. 谢谢各位 你们好吗 真好 我也是 I am trying to decide whether I want to be single or in a relationship. 我想决定我是想单身还是谈恋爱 Now,when you're single,it's a lot l
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I'm trying to understand how life works and I've learned this 我想搞明白生活是怎么回事 我学到了这个 you have to date people that you really like. 你得跟你喜欢的人约会 You can't just be physical because if it is,it's doomed
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Thank you for being here,Fareed.Nice to have you on the show. 多谢你抽空前来 法里德 很高兴你能来上节目 Let's get started first with your background.I do think I know a lot about you. 首先聊聊你的背景 我觉得我很了解你
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A seattle doctor,that's right,I'm saying it, 西雅图一名医生 没错 我就是说了 A seattle doctor,doesn't mean anything,a seattle doctor.Everyone's like,what,what's the problem? 一名西雅图医生 没什么啦 大家都像 这有什么的吗
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All right,let's talk about meet the Smiths.You've got a reality show. 我们聊聊《史密斯一家》吧 你有一部真人秀 You've got your family involved.Do your daughters,you know,I think of you as a very cool guy. 你的家人参演了 你的女
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Well,I've always exercised.The whole secret is you got keep moving.Keep moving. 我一直锻炼 诀窍在于 你不能停下 不能停下 The publisher asked me to write a book about being old.I said it's very simple,keep moving. 出版商让我写一本
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Starbucks in the news.Starbucks have introduced a new coffee from Australia called the flak white. 星巴克上新闻了 星巴克引入了一种澳大利亚的新咖啡 叫做平白 The first coffee drink ever to be named after my ass. 这是第一款
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Great show tonight.January jones will be out here in just a little bit. 今晚节目很棒 詹纽瑞琼斯就要出来了 I want to mention something.This is cool.True story. 我想提件事 很酷的事 真事 A couple of months ago,we announced on
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Daye,thank you so much for being here.Thanks for having me. 戴维 非常感谢你前来 感谢邀请 So much to talk about.First of all,I know you are just such a new york guy.I am,New york! 很多可以聊的 首先我知道你是个地道的纽约客
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Ford is in the news,Ford has recalled almost 600,000 vehicles for steering problems. 福特上了新闻 福特召回近60万辆有驾驶问题的汽车 Yes.Owner being told to bring their cars in as close to the dealership as they can get it. 是的 车
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Let's talk about Cedric's barber battle.What is that about? 让我们聊聊《理发师之战》 讲的是什么 This is cool.This is a reality competition show,you know everywhere I go,babers always claim they're the best barber in the world. 这很酷
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You have said,I heard you say you had great success in TV,been in a lot of films, 我听说你说过 你在电视界有过许多成功 演过很多电影 but you feel that films for African-Americans are a little too formulaic. 但是你觉得关于非
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Thank you so much for that.Thank you.That was mostly good. 谢谢大家 谢谢 基本上挺好的 At the end it was weird I thought.Just random woos I find disturbing. 最后面有点怪怪的 就那么零星的呼喊 有点闹心 Many of my relation
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Now,you are,I had some many people tell me in the comedy community what a terrifc improviser you are.thanks. 在喜剧界有好多人告诉我 你是个超级棒的即兴表演者 谢谢 Watched you do improv in in shows and say you're really good. 他
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