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You know what's hard to believe,it's hard to believe,It's the 20th anniversary of the movie Friday,20th anniversary. 你知道吗 很难相信 今年是《星期五》上映二十周年 二十周年 It still feels like it was eight years ago.Really d
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This is like a very classic childhood recipe for me and many. 这是经典儿童食谱 我和很多人都喜欢 You fill these little crescent rolls with fun ingredients. 你用有趣的材料填满这些新月卷 I chose sweet ingredients for myself
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And let's put this.Make it nice.I feel like you're creating a Noah's ark landscape here. 然后放这个 小心点 我感觉你在做诺亚方舟的画 Ok,and then this is fruity pebbles,the greatest cereal ever invented. 然后是果味圆卵石 有史
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I'm curious,did you have a speech written?You were nominated. 我很好奇 你提前做发言稿吗 显然你被提名了 You lost to J.K.Simmons,did you have a speech ready to go? 你输给了JK.西蒙斯 你准备了发言稿了吗 who by the way i
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Hi,guys.Billy,thank you for being here. 嗨 各位 比利 谢谢你来做客 That was the first group hug in late night ever. 这是深夜第一个群抱 History.you broke barriers. 具有历史意义 你打破了屏障 That was exciting. 真让人激动
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What were you doing? 你在干嘛 He's saying three hours.He was saying it was 3 hours. 他说是3小时 他说是3小时 Come down.Joe and I are friend. 冷静 乔和我是朋友 Interstellar,yeah.Are there no jokes in outer space? 《星际穿越》
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They were making noises.Why can't I make noises? 他们也乱叫了啊 我怎么就不能 Sometimes I want to do it back to them.I know,I know. 有时候我就想回敬他们 是啊 Actually why they're cheering I'm always going,bop,beep. 他们欢呼的
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You got energy.Yeah,man,come on.You got energy and pep of a young man.me?I'm like an old man. 你真有活力 当然了 拜托 你的活力和劲头就像年轻人一样 我吗 我更像个老年人 You came running out and you embraced me.You're so
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That's my new thing,Andy,to stand slightly to the side.It slenderizes me. 这是我的新招牌 安迪 稍稍侧身站 显瘦 Right.I learned in from a top model.And 200,000 dollars in research. 嗯 我跟顶级超模学的 还花了二十万元做研究
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Now this is the fifth anniversary apparently of the first lady,Michelle Obama's let's move program. 第一夫人米歇尔奥巴马的行动起来项目 已经度过五个年头了 Did you know that?The fifth anniversary of let's move.And she's been c
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This is interesting.I want to bring this up.I found out about this and I can believe it. 一则趣闻 我想提一下 我得知这事后觉得难以置信 And maybe you've heard about it too. 或许大家也听说了 some families who have trouble nu
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What a stupid thing to say.I bet I could take her if I had enought time. 说的什么蠢话 我一定能拿下他 给我点时间 A man posted a YouTube video of himself taping Mentose to his entire body, 一名男子发布了一段视频 他往自己身
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So when a kid like shouts out danger zone out of a car and no one knows it is me. 所以当有个孩子坐在车里喊出危险区的时候 没人知道那是我 I can be,People can misread the situation. 这有可能 人们可能会误解这种情况
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I mean,I-I'm a drinker.Did you drink any of the bottles of booze while you were there? 我喜欢喝酒 那些酒瓶里有你喝的吗 Yeah,but they're mini bottles so,like,drinking all of those is like one drink.Basically a drink. 有的 但那些是迷
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Like complete idiots from the commercial break.We have a great show tonight.Amy Schumer will be out here in a few minutes.She will? 广告的时候我像个白痴一样 今晚节目很棒 艾米舒默待会就上场了 是吗 I wanted to mention some
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One morning we caught a squirrel. 有天早上 我们抓到了一只松鼠 The guy told me this would happen,a squirrel could get in there.If it does,just let it go. 那家伙跟我说过会发生这种事 松鼠会落入陷阱 如果抓到松鼠 就直
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Obviously，you've had many great successes in your career,but you are forever linked with Mary 你的职业生涯中有许多伟大时刻 但你永远与玛丽泰勒摩尔联系在一起 and a number of years ago you guys did this photo together and
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We have an amazing show tonight.We have a great time. 今晚节目很棒 愉快的时光 I love these two ladies up front.I guess you have something written on your back. 前面这两位女士太可爱了 你们一定是后面写了什么 But you sto
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God,is it nice to be here.I'm dealing with a possum problem at the house. 老天 很高兴来到这里 我家最近闹负鼠 Just moved into a new house,me and my wife,we like to go in the yard at night 我和老婆刚刚搬进新家 我们喜欢晚上
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Selfish,self-absorbed,I don't care.I want my gravy. 说我自私或自恋都行 老子不在乎 我就想吃肉汁 I can't believe we have talking about gravy for seven minutes.Let's see if we can make it 14. 真不敢相信我们聊了七分钟的肉汁
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