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We're back,here's Sir patrick Stewart.You have embraced social media, 我们回来了 这是帕特里克斯图尔特爵士 你接受了社交媒体 and you have a great sense of humor about it,and seem to enjoy sending out tweet pics and we have on h
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Yes,I suppose.That's what I did. 我想是吧 那就是我做过的事 I was on the verge of curing cancer when I said oh,jokes.That's where it's at. 我差点治愈了癌症 结果我说 笑话 这才是流行的 No,it's,it's funny.because I have a
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Everybody,settle down.It's a talk show,ok. 大伙们 你们够了 不就是个脱口秀吗 It's like we're here to see a cage match.They're going nuts. 感觉好像我们是来看铁笼擂台赛的 他们好疯狂啊 I think they are here to see a ca
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A servileance camera at an Idaho high school appears to have caught evidence of a ghost. 爱达荷州一所高中的监控摄像头似乎拍下了鬼 Later,officials examined the milky white image and concluded it was just another resident of Idaho. 稍
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Ice Cube's goint to be here in just a couple of minutes.And I have got to mention something. 艾斯库珀稍后就登台 我想提件事 I just noticed this in the commercial break.Andy,is that an apple watch? 我刚刚在播广告的时候发现 安迪
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Why does everybody know that?We all know that. 大家怎么都知道啊 我们都知道 Who spread that around to the world? 谁传播到世界各地的 In what era of time were so many homes just setting ablaze in the middle of the night, 什么年代
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Analysts say that president obama and the israeli prime minister have different world views. 分析者称奥巴马总统和以色列总理有不同的世界观 For example,netanyahu says that dress on the internet as blue and black.A different way to
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Thank you so much, please, settle down!What a crowd 谢谢大家 请安静下来吧 大家好热情 Everyone have a seat, settle down。You've never seen one of these shows before. 大家请坐吧 简直像没看过这种节目似的 Gosh,It's a TV s
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Oh,no,it wasn't Siegel? No,and, so I was in the bathroom by myself. 不 不是席格尔吗 不是 我当时在厕所 一个人 This guy walked in and he was legitimately freaked out.I saw his expression. 那人进来了 他吓坏了 他脸上的表情
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There are some weird things.I was sitting on this stoop. 会发生一些奇怪的事 我坐在小门廊上 This happened where this woman was walking her children home. 而一个女人带着孩子回家了 She has two kids,she had a baby in a strolle
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But he sent me an email saying I didn't know you fish.I said I don't. 他给我发了一封电邮 说 我不知道你还钓鱼啊 我说我不啊 He said I saw this picture of you online and you're an angler, clearly. 他说我看到了一张你的照片
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Even the Johnny Depp cut-out behind her can't believe she's making this point. 就连她身后的约翰尼德普纸人都不敢相信 她居然会这么说 Your way too into pirates,lady.I'm sorry,Lisa,but you're dead wrong. 你知道什么海盗啊 女
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I just did that to freak you out.I'm sorry. 我就是想吓唬你们 抱歉了 Welcome to tonight's show.I think we have a great show this evening.We'll see. 欢迎来观看今晚的节目 今晚的节目真棒啊 走着瞧吧 What's that terrible to
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I didn't want you to stop.I just want you to see my watch. 我不希望你们停下 我只想让你们看到我的表 That didn't mean we were running low.Yeah,any time! 这意思不是我们没时间了 随便鼓吧 Six-hour show tonight.That would
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According to a UN study,a UN sutdy that just come out,the happiest country in the world is Switzerland.They're happy,yeah. 据联合国一项新出炉的调查显示 全世界最幸福的国家是瑞士 他们最幸福 When asked why they're so happy
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Yeah,It's very different now.And also people are much more like,I have noticed their parents are supposed to be involved so much more. 现在大不一样了 而且人们变得 我发现现在的父母必须付出更多 Parents supposed to be at the s
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What else is going on?Supreme court weighing gay marriage.Thinking about gay marriage. 还有什么 最高法院在商榷同性恋婚姻一事 在思考同性恋婚姻问题 This week supreme court deliberations on gay marriage have apparently reveal
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I was in Tunisia.I was at college. 那是在突尼斯 大学的时候 We went on this two-week trip and staying locally in this beautiful village. 我们去旅行两周 我们待在当地一个美丽的村庄 And the people were great.I arrived the f
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Welcome back,ladies and gentlemen.We have a great show tonight.Right,Andy? 欢迎回来 女士们先生们 今晚节目很棒 是吧 安迪 Don't laugh.I'm serious. 别笑啊 我说真的 Whatever.Anyway,I wanted to talk about something tonight,we do
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Barney frank coming out here.Terrific program all around.I want to mention something. 巴尼弗兰克也会来 今晚节目很棒 我想提件事 Recently I heard about a popular new activity here in L.A.It's a new thing.It's called the escape room 我
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