《柯南脱口秀》第4期:别想得到一分钱
英语课
But he sent me an email saying I didn't know you fish.I said I don't. 他给我发了一封电邮 说 我不知道你还钓鱼啊 我说我不啊
He said I saw this picture of you online and you're an angler, clearly. 他说我看到了一张你的照片 在网上 你显然挺会钓鱼的
Sent me the picture.Let's see the picture. I brought it.Do we have the picture here? 他把照片发给我了 我们看照片吧 我带来了
Wait.Hilarious 1.Hold a minute.So this is not you?that's not me. 等等 太搞笑了 等等 这不是你吗 这不是我
And even I had to take a tripe 2 take because it looks like me.Right. 我都看了三遍 看上去是挺像我 是啊
So you were looking at that picture thinking when was I fishing and wearing European speedos 你看着那张照片 就想 我什么时候钓了鱼 还穿着欧式泳裤
I had to zoom 3 in on the face and it's not me. 我放大了脸部 结果发现不是我
But the thing that really was confusing to me was what was James Marzan looking at? 但让我特别糊涂的是 詹姆斯·马斯顿为什么会看这个
What was he searching for? That was what he...what was he searching for? 他搜索了什么啊 他找到了这个 那么他搜索了什么
Fishermen? Speedos? Speedos plus mahi-mahi. 渔夫吗？泳裤 泳裤加鲯鳅鱼
That guy is probably somewhere out there. 那人或许在看呢
His picture is on this show. That's wird.That's right and he's not getting paid a cent. 他的照片突然出现在了节目上 好奇怪啊 是啊 而且他别想得到一分钱
Are you the kind of guy that would wear that bathing suit? 你是那种会穿泳衣的人吗
Are you comfortable with showing a lot of skin? 你介意那样裸露吗
I'm pretty comfortable with showing a lot of skin but I don't know if I would wear that bathing suit. 我不介意裸露 但我不知道我会不会穿那条泳裤
There was on about five minutes when I was a kid, 我小时候 很短一段时间
Like junior high when all my friends were wearing speedos so I bought one.But 初中吧 我的朋友们都穿泳裤 我也买了一条 但是
I wore it twice and I was like nah,I'm going back to the clam 4 diggers. 我也就穿过两次 决定改回穿吊腿裤
adj.充满笑声的，欢闹的；[反]depressed
- The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后，派对变得更加热闹起来。
- We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停，因为那个节目太搞笑了。
n.废话，肚子, 内脏
- I can't eat either tripe or liver.我不吃肚也不吃肝。
- I don't read that tripe.我才不看那种无聊的东西呢。
n.急速上升；v.突然扩大，急速上升
- The airplane's zoom carried it above the clouds.飞机的陡直上升使它飞到云层之上。
- I live near an airport and the zoom of passing planes can be heard night and day.我住在一个飞机场附近，昼夜都能听到飞机飞过的嗡嗡声。
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