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Speanking of projects I can't run,you have a Netflix documentary you're here to talk about,called My Own Man. 说到我没法毁的计划 你这次来要谈谈新网飞纪录片《我做主》 And it's,the filmmaker is in a search to define his manho
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Yes,great to be here.Great to be drinking again. 能来这里真好 又能喝酒了真好 I had to take a break.That's a nightmare.Not fun. 我的缓一缓 那是一场噩梦 可不好玩 I had to take a break because I went on antibiotics. 我得缓一
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I mean sometimes like you know dads will come up to me with their daughters and be like lick my daughter,go ahead. 有的时候我会遇到父亲带着女儿来 对我说 舔我女儿啊 请吧 Or go ahead,lick him.I get that too. 请吧 舔他吧 我也
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But then once I put on that face and put in the contact lenses. 但是当我化完妆 戴上隐形眼镜后 Cause it was a nose and lips,eyebrows,ears.All subtle but a lot of stuff. 因为有鼻子 嘴唇 眉毛 耳朵 都是小东西 但是有很多
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What else is going on?North Korea,crazy news out of North Korea. 还有什么 朝鲜一则疯狂的新闻 North Korea has ordered people with the same name as Kim Jong-un to change their names. 朝鲜要求 与金正恩重名的人改名 Yes.If you h
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We got great television tonight.This is an exciting night for television. 今晚节目很棒 今晚是电视的大日子 You know,Andy,tonight is the night of that live Peter pan musical on NBC. 安迪 今晚NBC放松直播彼得潘音乐剧 Oh,yeah,
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She can't follow me?I love her on twitter. 她不能关注我吗 我喜欢推特上的她 Ok,you're bitter she unfollowed you. 你很难过她取消了关注 I'm a little bitter,because I like following her twitter,so I like to be followed back. 有点
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But she knows about it and his buddies are really into it.And so yeah,it's pretty cool. 她知道 他的小伙伴都很喜欢 挺好的 They've never seen a movie that I've done.They've never seen me do anything.That's interesting. 他们从没看过我
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And I don't know this lady,like I've never met her before and I don't know this kid. 我不认识这位女士 我之前从没见过他 我也不认识这孩子 It's just him and me.Like I kind of want to leave but at the same time it's like I now hav
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Speaking of drought,California governor Jerry Brown recently said that Californians could be fined for taking long showers. 说到干旱 加州州长杰瑞布朗最近说 加州居民可能会因洗澡时间过长而被罚款 Yeah,then he unveiled hi
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Speaking of technology,the dating app tinder is in the news. 说到科技 约会应用软件陌陌上了新闻 You all konw tinder,right?Pretending you don't,ok. 大家都知道陌陌吧 装做不知道 好吧 The dating app tinder launched a premium
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New Hampshire may ban hunters from using chocolate as bait for bears. 新罕布什尔州可能将禁止猎人用巧克力 作为捕熊的诱饵 They've been using chocolate as bait bears and they may ban it. 他们一直在用巧克力诱捕熊 此举可
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what's up,what'up conan,how are you?nice to see you Ellen. 你好吗 柯南 见到你很高兴 艾伦 I...this woman keeps talking about all the gift you're giving out on the show, 这女人一直提礼物的事 说你在节目上送礼 and it's caus
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That's where he went those three days. 原来他那三天去那里了啊 Now,we just got our Christmas tree,but due to the drought,it's plastic. 我们刚刚买来圣诞树 但因为干旱 树是塑料的 Its like my tree has the same surgeon as Bruc
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I would love that.Do you think any of that comes from being Australia,just loving the outdoors?It kind of does,actually. 我很乐意 你觉得澳大利亚人 是不是都很喜欢户外 其实是的 We grow up with things like spiders in the pool. 我
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A student at MIT designed a refrigerator that runs on water and sunlight.Isn't that cool? 麻省理工学院一名学生 设计了一款靠水和阳光运行的冰箱 多酷啊 After hearing this,everyone in California asked,where the hell did you ge
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Thank you.Thank you very much.I live in new york.I got gresh haircut.New york. 谢谢 非常感谢 我住在纽约 刚剪了个头发 纽约 Fresh haircut before the show,before I left. 上节目前剪了个头发 我离开之前 I said to the barber
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That's very nice.very nice.you get used to that.Don't you.You get it every night. 真不错 真好 你一定习惯了欢呼 是吧 你每晚都能享受欢呼 No,no,I'm often booed when I come out. 不 不 我出场时经常被嘘 Tonight just happen
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New presidential poll reveals democrats have the edge among voters under 30. 新总统选举民调显示 民主党在30岁以下选民中占据优势 Good news for republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote,so probably won
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Welcome to the show.How are you Andy? I'm good.How are you? 欢迎来到节目现场 你怎么样 安迪 我挺好 你呢 I'm doing great.That's all we got.Good night.That's it. 我很好 就这些了 再见 到此为止了 It's important that you an
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