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Possible Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee slammed the Obamas for letting their daughters listen to Beyonce. 共和党潜在总统候选人 麦克哈克比 抨击奥巴马夫妇让女儿听碧昂斯的歌 Huckabee said might get chills
You guys all read buzzfeed.Buzzfeed publish hundreds of lists on their site every day. 大家都看消息网的 消息网每天在网站上公布上百个榜单 That's what they do,andy,lists.It's yeah,listicals. 他们就干这个 安迪 公布榜单
We're back with Joseph Gordon Levitt. 我们回来了 这是乔瑟夫高登李维 You have been in this business such a long time.You started out as a kid. 你在这行做了很久 你以前是个童星 We actually found this clip of you on Celebrity
Now you are,what about boyhood? boyhood. 那么 《少年时代》呢 《少年时代》 This is a movie that follows real actors over 12 years. 这部电影跟踪拍摄了演员们12年 Yes,12 years.It's a great movie. 是的 12年 这部电影很棒
It is such a good.You were good,you were good in it. 好棒 你配得很棒 Thank you.You were very good.I had a lot of fun.Your voice is okay. 谢谢 你表现得很棒 我配的额很开心 你的声音还行 Thank you,probably my weakest feature b
There was I think an interview that went through Robert Kirkman,and said I know you cross reference the characters, 有次罗伯特柯克曼的采访 我知道你们会对比角色 and there is a character named jesus who is really a bad ass in the c
Kenny,thank you so much for being here.The crowed is a little violent.I see that,I like it like that. 肯尼 非常感谢你来这里 观众有些暴力 我看到了 我喜欢这样 Get out of hand sometimes.You know,what's crazy is I was thinking,I
Ok,that's righ,Ellen gives her audience great gift,yeah. 没错 艾伦给观众送礼物 Ellen aslo gave everyone a gold medal from the 1932 Olympics. 艾伦还给了一块1932年的奥运会金牌 Sounds impossible,but anyway I should explain, that
35 dollars for peanut butter? I got 1.23 dollar Jiffy inside. 破花生酱要收我35美元 我家有1.23美元的杰菲花生酱 Then he tells me it's 75 dollars per possum that he removes. 没除掉一只负鼠要收我75美元 Where are you taking
I had a feeling.I could tell by the look on your face. 我感觉到了 我从你脸上的表情看出来了 So I decide when I'm going to do is I will just turn the volume down and then I will go to sleep. 于是我决定调低声音 然后睡觉 So
I'm also a catholic.I believe,ok. 我也是个天主教徒 我相信 好吧 I believe in the main things,one god. 我相信主要的东西 一个上帝 I believe you should respect your parents.I believe you should love your neighbor. 你该尊重你的
Let's talk about it.Cause obviously things have changed a lot since we were kids. 我们来谈谈这事 显然现在和我们小时候大不一样了 No cell phones.Do you think it's harder to discipline kids these days? 那时没手机 你觉得现在
Welcome to tonight's show.One of our better shows,I believe and I believe that.Yes,I know. 欢迎来到今晚节目的现场 这是很棒的一期节目 我真心相信 嗯 我知道 No,no,seriously,by our standards,this is going to be a good one. 说真
I have never,I swear to god,I never heard of a jazz video game.Really? 我对天发誓 我从没听说过爵士乐电子游戏 真的吗 I though every teenage boy had their jazz video games.Sounds like a punishment. 我还以为每个青少年都有爵
But also how does he know it's your shoes?It's ridiculous. 他要怎么知道那是你的鞋啊 简直荒唐 Look at the shoe.You know whose shoe that is?That makes no sense. 看这只鞋 知道这是谁的鞋吗 根本没道理 Ok,you have such hard
I'm curious quickly,the zombie makeup,they do such a good job with you. 我很好奇 僵尸妆 他们化得很好 but it must take a long time to make you up as a zombie. 但是化僵尸妆肯定要很久吧 It takes about an hour and 45 minutes in t
We have a picture of you at the White House correspondent's dinner. 我们有张你的照片 在白宫记者宴上 And this is you with your lovely wife and it is intense. 你跟你妻子在一起 现场气氛是很热烈 What I noticed about it,it's
Southwest airlines in the news.Southwest airlines has widened its seats by almost one inch. 西南航空上新闻了 西南航空将座位加宽了近1英寸 I don't think that's going to help because during the announcement,Americans widened their a
Excellent show tonight,right,andy?Oh,you know probably. 今晚节目很棒 是吧 安迪 就那样吧 We do have a great show.We do.A lot of fun stuff planned,and a kind of history day,I don't know if you know this, 今晚节目很棒的 不知道大家
I feel dumb mentioning this one the air but I'm going to do it.Ok. 我觉得在做节目时说这事有点傻 但我就说了 好的 You never mentioned the sweater I sent you on Cyber Monday. 你没提过我网购周一寄给你的毛衣啊 You sent