When I come back into the United States the next time and I'm here in Los Angeles for five months, 我下次回美国时 我会在洛杉矶待了5个月 For reasons we may even talk about,but once you get through all you dirty stuff. 理由我们可能

发表于:2019-01-24 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

You see,I'm curious,I want to ask about online course seem to me like they can be the game changer. 我很好奇 我想问问 网络课程好像改变了形势 These universities increasingly cost,it's unbelievable what it cost for a kid to go to shc

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Over the past weekend,I was watching television, 上个周末 我在看电视 and I saw that usher ad.Have you seen the usher ad.where he's dancing with the honey nut Cheerios bee? 结果我看到了亚瑟小子的广告 大家看过吗 他跟蜂蜜燕

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We're back,sitting here with Ice Cube.You are,you are a big L.A.Sprots fan.Yeah,yeah,a big Sports fan. 我们回来了 我旁边坐着的是艾斯库珀 你是一个超级洛杉矶体育迷 是的 超级洛杉矶体育迷 But you know what is interes

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We're back,I'm sitting here with Edward Norton. 我们回来了 这位是爱德华诺顿 I hear that you are working on a HBO mini series about Lewis and Clark, 我听说你在忙着HBO的迷你短剧《路易斯和克拉克》 and you're working on

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Wanted,young men to join my book club,this month and every month,it's 50 Shades of Grey. 招募年轻男子加入我们读书俱乐部 本月及今后每个月都读《五十度灰》 Check this one out.For five bucks I will come over to your house a

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There's a lot of love there.A lot of excitement there. 很受欢迎啊 大家好激动 I have to ask you because you were at the Oscars.I was not.But you were. 我得问 你去了奥斯卡颁奖礼 我不在 但你在 And so I'm just curious,you were

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I married the yoga Martha Stewart.You know the people who married above their station? 我老婆是瑜伽界的玛莎斯图尔特 你知道那些攀高枝的男人吗 yes,I do.I am one of them.I understand,your wife is a lovely lovely women. 知道

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(119) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

You light up a room.You have those intense eyes. 你照亮了整个演播厅 你目光如炬 Yeah,you go with what you know.You got the Irish blues,you use them. 是的 你要发挥专长 长了一双爱尔兰蓝眼睛 就要学会利用 You call you

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We're back.I'm sitting here with the beautiful and talented Nicole Kidman. 我们回来啦 坐在我身边的是美丽有才的妮可基德曼 In the movie Paddington,you are playing a villain.I am. 在电影《帕丁顿熊》里 你饰演坏人 是的

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You are an animal lover and I'm told you love snakes, 你很爱小动物 听说你很喜欢蛇 Which I find hard to believe because I love animals.You love snacks?yes,but are they an animal? 我觉得难以置信 因为我爱小动物 你爱蛇 是的

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So I decide to watch this movie and I put it in the DVD.and I want to take my time with it,you know. 我决定看这部电影 我把DVD放了进去 我想好好放松一下 你懂的 It's been a big morning.I want to take my time with it. 早上很累

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I buy my own pesticides and I blast the rats. 我自己买了杀虫剂 攻击了老鼠 I go two-pop resurrection.I blast the rats with my own pesticide. 我进行了两个步骤 拿出杀虫剂 喷老鼠 And I believe it was Kelly Clarkson who once s

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And I used wear a winter coat all day.For warmth? 我整天都穿着冬天的外套 为了保暖吗 I guess you know,I never put it together but probably because I had so little flesh,I needed artificial 我从来都不知道原因 但可能是因为我

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Weirdly,I never had any problems with bullies in school.Lacrosse players and football players were nice to me in school. 奇怪的是 在学校没有恶霸欺负我 学校的长曲棍球手和橄榄球员对我都很好 But when I went to art camp,I

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I didn't know this about you,cause I'm a big,I told you I'm a huge fan of the show backstage,but I'm shocked at how tall you are. 我不知道你的这一点 我在后台跟你说 我很喜欢这部剧 但你居然有这么高 It's unusual.Actually,w

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I'm curious,do you ever bulk up for a role,like do you bulk up for Game of Thrones? 我想问 你是否曾为角色锻炼身材 你为《权利的游戏》特意锻炼身材了吗 No,I mean,last year I did a movie coming out next year called Gods of

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Due to civil unrest in Baltimore,tomorrow's game between the Orioles and the White Sox will be played to an empty stadium. 由于巴尔的摩发生骚乱 明天金莺队和白袜队的比赛将在无人的体育馆中进行 They're going to empty the

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They should be left where they are.Leave them where they are. 它们应该待在原地 让它们待在原地 But the trainer did promise me by July I would look like Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man. 但是训练师向我承诺 到了七月 我看起来会

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(152) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

My parents,about 20 years ago,they were driving their car and the same thing happened.It wasn't a jaguar. 我父母 大约二十年前 他们开着自己的车 发生了同样的事情 那不是辆捷豹 I won't get them one of those,But they pulled

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